Hmmm interesting. Off to see if I can track it down. Although a small holding in Wales sounds quite tempting actually!
noooo:Be careful what you wish for, someone sugested that to me once, "Lets get away from the rat race", I believe was the phrase use. Next day looked up smallholdings in Wales and somehow ended up in Rural France for 10 years. It is a long and very involved story, of Nick like proportions. 
France!
Ummm no thank-you! That would never happen, far too far from Mr Wench's beloved football team!
That would be the one on my doorstep, I believe, aka blue feathery things. I used to have to go there every other Saturday, but keep my back to the field for the whole match, this was before opting out of the rat race, many years ago, in my salad days.