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Offline Miss Demeanour

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What's inside you ?
« on: April 15, 2009, 09:00:11 PM »
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/5152953/Surgeons-find-fir-tree-growing-inside-patients-lung.html

Russian surgeons have claimed to have found a two-inch fir tree growing inside a man's lung.
Medical staff said that Mr Sidorkin must have inhaled a seed, which later sprouted into a small fir tree inside his lung.

I wonder if it was decorated with baubles  rubschin:
Is that what they mean when they say your arteries are furred up  rubschin:


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Re: What's inside you ?
« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2009, 09:18:55 PM »
It was the fairy on top that killed him.
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Re: What's inside you ?
« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2009, 09:21:59 PM »
 lol:
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« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2009, 05:19:48 AM »
No, I hear it was the surgeon plugging-in the lights that killed him....  noooo:
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Re: What's inside you ?
« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2009, 07:47:59 AM »
He's not dead  noooo:

He was having a Treemour removed  redface:
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« Reply #5 on: April 16, 2009, 07:55:04 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on April 16, 2009, 07:47:59 AM
He's not dead  noooo:

He was having a Treemour removed  redface:
drumroll:  lol: lol: lol:

Well, that must be a releaf then...  whistle:
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Re: What's inside you ?
« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2009, 04:46:42 PM »
He'll pine for it now it's gone
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« Reply #7 on: April 18, 2009, 04:53:17 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on April 18, 2009, 04:46:42 PM
He'll pine for it now it's gone
No.  noooo:

I think you're barking up the wrong tree there....
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Re: What's inside you ?
« Reply #8 on: April 18, 2009, 05:02:26 PM »
Bet he's got the needle over the whole thing.
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« Reply #9 on: April 18, 2009, 05:57:25 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on April 18, 2009, 05:02:26 PM
Bet he's got the needle over the whole thing.
It will have sapped his strength for sure...
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Re: What's inside you ?
« Reply #10 on: April 18, 2009, 08:38:49 PM »
I am getting sick of more jokes aboout this poor twig-breather.   noooo:
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« Reply #11 on: April 19, 2009, 06:29:27 AM »
Well, I'm sorry... but I won't be satisfied until we've had a root and branch investigation into the whole thing...  noooo:
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Re: What's inside you ?
« Reply #12 on: April 20, 2009, 08:52:39 AM »
To be fir it has only just come to light.
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Re: What's inside you ?
« Reply #13 on: April 20, 2009, 09:16:31 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on April 20, 2009, 08:52:39 AM
To be fir it has only just come to light.

Are you kindling a romance and pining for this Russian chap?

What a match that would be.
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« Reply #14 on: April 20, 2009, 12:49:04 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 20, 2009, 09:16:31 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on April 20, 2009, 08:52:39 AM
To be fir it has only just come to light.

Are you kindling a romance and pining for this Russian chap?

What a match that would be.
Sowing the seeds of love like...?  rubschin:
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