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Mrs TG: the mystery deepens
« on: April 01, 2009, 01:00:34 PM »
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Re: Mrs TG: the mystery deepens
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2009, 01:08:05 PM »
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Police said it was not clear at this stage whether the head belonged to a man or woman.


If the mouth was open it's a wummun. If closed it's a man ~ don't they teach coppers anything these days?
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Re: Mrs TG: the mystery deepens
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2009, 01:16:17 PM »
 When I found a skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns.
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Re: Mrs TG: the mystery deepens
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2009, 01:17:04 PM »
Could have been a Wiccan I guess
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Re: Mrs TG: the mystery deepens
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2009, 01:46:57 PM »
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on April 01, 2009, 01:16:17 PM
When I found a skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns.
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Re: Mrs TG: the mystery deepens
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2009, 01:51:52 PM »
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Police said it was not clear at this stage whether the head belonged to a man or woman.


If the mouth was open it's a wummun. If closed it's a man ~ don't they teach coppers anything these days?

 noooo:

If the head has been caved in by a sharp instrument it might have been a bloke  whistle:
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Re: Mrs TG: the mystery deepens
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2009, 02:35:26 PM »
TG is guilty  noooo:
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Re: Mrs TG: the mystery deepens
« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2009, 10:53:50 AM »
Quote from: Nick on April 01, 2009, 02:35:26 PM
TG is guilty  noooo:

Nope. Not me. Mrs TG is all present and correct.  whistle:
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Re: Mrs TG: the mystery deepens
« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2009, 05:52:53 PM »
Sorry to shatter all yr illusions not that you missed me anyway...i am alive and kicking.... surrender: surrender: surrender:
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Re: Mrs TG: the mystery deepens
« Reply #9 on: April 02, 2009, 05:56:07 PM »
Quote from: Mrs TG on April 02, 2009, 05:52:53 PM
Sorry to shatter all yr illusions not that you missed me anyway...i am alive and kicking.... surrender: surrender: surrender:

Of course we missed you.

One of your posts is the best breathing exercise an old fella can get.  ;)
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Re: Mrs TG: the mystery deepens
« Reply #10 on: April 02, 2009, 05:56:22 PM »
He could be logged in as you to cover his tracks even further.. whistle:

tell us something about him that he wouldn't reveal to us himself and then we will know it is you and that you're safe  lol:
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Re: Mrs TG: the mystery deepens
« Reply #11 on: April 02, 2009, 05:57:33 PM »
on the other hand, as the body parts have been identified as being male it could be TG who has been done in.....  rubschin:
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Re: Mrs TG: the mystery deepens
« Reply #12 on: April 02, 2009, 06:19:00 PM »
Quote from: Mrs TG on April 02, 2009, 05:52:53 PM
Sorry to shatter all yr illusions not that you missed me anyway...i am alive and kicking.... surrender: surrender: surrender:
Bah!  Banghead
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Re: Mrs TG: the mystery deepens
« Reply #13 on: April 02, 2009, 06:29:21 PM »
Quote from: Barman on April 02, 2009, 06:19:00 PM
Quote from: Mrs TG on April 02, 2009, 05:52:53 PM
Sorry to shatter all yr illusions not that you missed me anyway...i am alive and kicking.... surrender: surrender: surrender:
Bah!  Banghead

I know, you're wondering how old she was is was is ...  spider:
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Re: Mrs TG: the mystery deepens
« Reply #14 on: April 02, 2009, 06:32:04 PM »
 eeek: eeek: eeek:

Mrs TG don't read this - they are evil surveyors of dead people  noooo:
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