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The Uxbridge English Dictionary
« on: June 19, 2007, 04:51:26 PM »
Seeing as Mornington Crescent was so popular on here I thought I'd give this one a go.

Just for Wenchy when she returns, the rule is to take a well known word and come up with a new definition  eyes:

To start you off:

Dialogue - A really bad piece of timber.
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Re: The Uxbridge English Dictionary
« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2007, 06:43:07 PM »
Forthright=TomTom directions to Mornington Crescent.
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Re: The Uxbridge English Dictionary
« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2007, 09:16:33 PM »
Semantics = Involuntary facial twitches in sailors.
Stabilise = CCTV for equestrians.
Decimate = Fornicate with every tenth woman
Dessicant = Required to Decimate
Cacophony = Careless use of toilet paper by a woman.
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« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2007, 11:22:03 PM »
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« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2007, 11:26:31 PM »
Pauper = A happy pussycat.

Analogue = Dense woman.

Latent = Tardy insect.

Dog = A dyslexic deity.

Interview = Windows



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Re: The Uxbridge English Dictionary
« Reply #5 on: June 20, 2007, 08:37:08 AM »
Bahrain = Severe weather warning for sheep.
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Re: The Uxbridge English Dictionary
« Reply #6 on: June 20, 2007, 11:00:04 AM »
Parapsychology - The study of madness in base jumpers by sifting through bits of brain on the pavement
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« Reply #7 on: June 20, 2007, 11:50:15 AM »
tangential = nude sunbathing
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« Reply #8 on: June 20, 2007, 11:59:12 AM »
stagnant = TV presenter Dec replaced by male deer.
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« Reply #9 on: June 20, 2007, 12:27:34 PM »
Dextrous - Support for aforementioned TV presenter
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« Reply #10 on: June 20, 2007, 12:41:25 PM »
Decade - Soft drink made from aforementioned TV presenter

Decahedron - TV presenter head-butts Macdonalds clown

 
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Re: The Uxbridge English Dictionary
« Reply #11 on: June 20, 2007, 01:47:32 PM »
Taffeta - Welsh goat's cheese

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« Reply #12 on: June 20, 2007, 01:56:17 PM »
Medieval - Patricia Hewitt

Countryside - Shooting Tony Blair



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Re: The Uxbridge English Dictionary
« Reply #13 on: June 20, 2007, 02:23:37 PM »
Warming - Geordie Porcelain
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Re: The Uxbridge English Dictionary
« Reply #14 on: June 20, 2007, 02:43:16 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 20, 2007, 02:23:37 PM
Warming - Geordie Porcelain
I particularly like that one. lol:


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