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Offline Nick

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TLC from the nurse
« on: March 18, 2009, 09:45:25 AM »
Bring her your worries and she will soothe them away  cloud9:



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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: TLC from the nurse
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2009, 09:48:44 AM »
Or him  cloud9:

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Re: TLC from the nurse
« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2009, 09:49:55 AM »
Quote from: Nick on March 18, 2009, 09:45:25 AM
Bring her your worries and she will soothe them away  cloud9:





Like this. .

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Re: TLC from the nurse
« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2009, 09:50:31 AM »
No male nurses like...  noooo:
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Re: TLC from the nurse
« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2009, 09:50:45 AM »
Quote from: Nick on March 18, 2009, 09:45:25 AM
Bring her your worries and she will soothe them away  cloud9:





If only.  ;)
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: TLC from the nurse
« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2009, 09:51:48 AM »
Watch your heart rate now Uncle M  lol:
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Re: TLC from the nurse
« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2009, 10:02:19 AM »
It goes boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom.

Goodness gracious me!



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Re: TLC from the nurse
« Reply #7 on: March 18, 2009, 10:09:10 AM »
Quote from: Barman on March 18, 2009, 09:50:31 AM
No male nurses like...  noooo:

I'll get my own then  evil:
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Re: TLC from the nurse
« Reply #8 on: March 18, 2009, 10:19:48 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 18, 2009, 10:09:10 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 18, 2009, 09:50:31 AM
No male nurses like...  noooo:

I'll get my own then  evil:

Be careful, they are available in two very distinct formats.
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Re: TLC from the nurse
« Reply #9 on: March 18, 2009, 10:25:19 AM »
What would they be D.S.?

When I was in the Heart Hospital having tests recently my nurse was a very nice nice Somali chap. He was a dab hand with the razor when it came to having my nether regions shaved for the angiogram.  eeek:
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Re: TLC from the nurse
« Reply #10 on: March 18, 2009, 10:26:13 AM »
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Re: TLC from the nurse
« Reply #11 on: March 18, 2009, 11:15:33 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on March 18, 2009, 10:25:19 AM
What would they be D.S.?

When I was in the Heart Hospital having tests recently my nurse was a very nice nice Somali chap. He was a dab hand with the razor when it came to having my nether regions shaved for the angiogram.  eeek:

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Re: TLC from the nurse
« Reply #12 on: March 18, 2009, 11:35:38 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on March 18, 2009, 10:25:19 AM
What would they be D.S.?

When I was in the Heart Hospital having tests recently my nurse was a very nice nice Somali chap. He was a dab hand with the razor when it came to having my nether regions shaved for the angiogram.  eeek:

I wasn't thinking of ethnicity Uncle.

More their preferences in terms of relationships, which Miss D hinted might be of interest to her.

They all look the same in uniform and it would be a shame (I presume) if she were to select one who favoured approaching the port from the South.
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Re: TLC from the nurse
« Reply #13 on: March 18, 2009, 11:38:00 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 18, 2009, 11:35:38 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on March 18, 2009, 10:25:19 AM
What would they be D.S.?

When I was in the Heart Hospital having tests recently my nurse was a very nice nice Somali chap. He was a dab hand with the razor when it came to having my nether regions shaved for the angiogram.  eeek:

I wasn't thinking of ethnicity Uncle.

More their preferences in terms of relationships, which Miss D hinted might be of interest to her.

They all look the same in uniform and it would be a shame (I presume) if she were to select one who favoured approaching the port from the South.
You're trying to say they're all pooftahs like actors aren't you Darwin - spit it out man!  ;D
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Re: TLC from the nurse
« Reply #14 on: March 18, 2009, 11:42:34 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 18, 2009, 11:35:38 AM
I wasn't thinking of ethnicity Uncle.


Neither was I D.S. Your comment wasn't as cryptic as I thought. My nurse was straight as a die. 
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