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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Slam
« on: March 16, 2009, 05:12:52 PM »
Closing a door - what is so difficult about this long forgotten art  ?evil:

The Brat cannot master this and the next door neighbours are feckin useless.  cussing:

Instead of getting hold of the door by the handle, letterbox etc and slamming it with a G force that NASA would be proud of , why can't this just be pulled to and then gently closed shut.

No need for the pictures to fall off the walls.

For the dead to be woken from their sleep.

For glass panels to have to be replaced  evil:

It is such a simple task  noooo:

oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh   evil: evil: evil:

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Re: Slam
« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2009, 05:14:45 PM »
So start slamming doors and crashing around at the weekend when the brat is still in bed. It may not help but it should make you feel better.  whistle:
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Re: Slam
« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2009, 05:14:55 PM »
Did the door slamming perhaps break the freezer like...?  rubschin:
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Re: Slam
« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2009, 05:19:23 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 16, 2009, 05:14:45 PM
So start slamming doors and crashing around at the weekend when the brat is still in bed. It may not help but it should make you feel better.  whistle:

Nothing would raise that zombie from her sleep I'm afraid GM noooo:
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Slam
« Reply #4 on: March 16, 2009, 05:20:42 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 16, 2009, 05:14:55 PM
Did the door slamming perhaps break the freezer like...?  rubschin:

You're brave now - we'll see about that in a few weeks time  evil:
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Re: Slam
« Reply #5 on: March 16, 2009, 05:22:48 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 16, 2009, 05:20:42 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 16, 2009, 05:14:55 PM
Did the door slamming perhaps break the freezer like...?  rubschin:

You're brave now - we'll see about that in a few weeks time  evil:
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Re: Slam
« Reply #6 on: March 16, 2009, 06:26:51 PM »
The Boy is a slammer. The whole house shakes and plaster drifts from the ceiling  cussing:
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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: Slam
« Reply #7 on: March 16, 2009, 06:41:45 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 16, 2009, 05:19:23 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 16, 2009, 05:14:45 PM
So start slamming doors and crashing around at the weekend when the brat is still in bed. It may not help but it should make you feel better.  whistle:

Nothing would raise that zombie from her sleep I'm afraid GM noooo:

I'm sure a bucket of icewater would have her up in record time...  whistle:
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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Slam
« Reply #8 on: March 16, 2009, 06:55:02 PM »
Opposite and related problems

None of my household except me angel1 will ever close a door. All doors are open at all times. I am forever walking round bellowing at them and closing the doors. OK in the summer but this is a barn of a house and heating it cost me almost £2k last year. Shut the damned doors and watch the oil bills tumble. cussing:

Related grump ~ Light switches have two positions ~ On and Off. If you leave the room and there is no-one else in it turn the lights OFF.
SWWLTBO has just taken boys to cubs. THW and I are alone in the house. I just walked round and found 15 fecking bulbs burning brightly. The room I am using has one bulb and the one she is in has three. Why are all the others on? Banghead
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Slam
« Reply #9 on: March 16, 2009, 07:00:31 PM »
Lights being left on - that does my head in  noooo:

It can be broad daylight , and The Brat will come into the front room and turn the main light on. What the feck for  thatsit:

Go into the kitchen , turn the main lights on but also the under unit ones on - one or the feckin other I am always shouting.

Her bedroom - main light , bedside lamp, desk lamp  noooo:

I'm surprised we don't have planes landing on our roof  evil:
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Re: Slam
« Reply #10 on: March 16, 2009, 07:03:14 PM »
Remove the bulbs.
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Re: Slam
« Reply #11 on: March 16, 2009, 07:07:53 PM »
Tempting.
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Re: Slam
« Reply #12 on: March 16, 2009, 07:28:25 PM »
I kept reading this thread title as Siam   redface:

But since I'm now here... neighbours party last Friday night.... slamming doors at 4am Saturday  evil:
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Slam
« Reply #13 on: March 16, 2009, 07:33:37 PM »
I hope you were invited  rubschin:
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Re: Slam
« Reply #14 on: March 16, 2009, 07:34:08 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 16, 2009, 07:03:14 PM
Remove the bulbs.

My Dad did that. He also took my bedroom door off the hinges for slamming related issues.  redface:
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