Where is the Wench

[Nick]

I have been waiting here for ages and she has not served me!

[Snoopy]

I have been waiting here for ages and she has not served me!

She has visitors (Her Mother and Brother I understand) and was last heard of tearing out her hair and screaming "Go Away"! Mr Wench seems to have made a few unwise comments on the subject but I'm sure she will be back to tell us all about it.
We will need to provide lots of understanding and 

[Darwins Selection]

I have been waiting here for ages and she has not served me!

She has visitors (Her Mother and Brother I understand) and was last heard of tearing out her hair and screaming "Go Away"! Mr Wench seems to have made a few unwise comments on the subject but I'm sure she will be back to tell us all about it.
We will need to provide lots of understanding and 

Nonsense!

She is still sitting on the platform at Epsom station.

[Uncle Mort]

I have been in Manchester all day with Miss Whiplash.

OK?

You swine!

Poor Wenchy left sitting on a bench on the platform, sobbing her way through a box of tissues and stabbing furry toys with a hatpin.

Later, Mr Wench with ears chewed off, huddled in the corner eating a cold kebab.

All because Nick had to spend a day of exquisite pain in the Mancunian fleshpots.

I am ashamed for my fellow man.

[Darwins Selection]

I have been in Manchester all day with Miss Whiplash.

OK?

You swine!

Poor Wenchy left sitting on a bench on the platform, sobbing her way through a box of tissues and stabbing furry toys with a hatpin.

Later, Mr Wench with ears chewed off, huddled in the corner eating a cold kebab.

All because Nick had to spend a day of exquisite pain in the Mancunian fleshpots.

I am ashamed for my fellow man.

Nothing wrong with a little repetition for emphasis.

 

[Snoopy]

I dunno why I bother 

[Darwins Selection]

I dunno why I bother 

Agreed 

[Snoopy]

That's Cool!