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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Why don't we put the lights on ????
« on: February 07, 2009, 09:07:55 AM »
When we go to the toilet in the middle of the night.....even when you know you're not going to disturb anyone  noooo:

I did this last night and then went into the bathroom , knocked against a storage unit and a mahoooosive tub of shampoo feel on my left foot. I am now crippled, unable to walk - oh alright I may have a bruise appearing but why doesn't logic work in the dark  rubschin:
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Re: Why don't we put the lights on ????
« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2009, 09:15:30 AM »
Quite.
If I'd done that 9 years ago, I wouldn't have scar on me 'ed, and I wouldn't have woken everyone up at 2:30am, including the next door neighbours, and I wouldn't have smashed the newly erected cupboard half way down the stairs, and been reminded of it all on a fairly regular basis ever since like. ::)
Being pissed out of me mind didn't help like, but lights on may have helped.
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Re: Why don't we put the lights on ????
« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2009, 09:16:29 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 07, 2009, 09:07:55 AM
When we go to the toilet in the middle of the night.....even when you know you're not going to disturb anyone  noooo:

I did this last night and then went into the bathroom , knocked against a storage unit and a mahoooosive tub of shampoo feel on my left foot. I am now crippled, unable to walk - oh alright I may have a bruise appearing but why doesn't logic work in the dark  rubschin:

 shutup:
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Re: Why don't we put the lights on ????
« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2009, 10:56:01 AM »
I went out to an unfamiliar restaurant last night...

Followed the signs to the toilet up a dark stairway, rubbing the walls trying to find the lights... I never did.  noooo:

They'll clean it up today prolly...  whistle:
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Re: Why don't we put the lights on ????
« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2009, 10:57:01 AM »
Aren't the lights usually on the ceiling (except in your kitchen of course)  rubschin:
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Re: Why don't we put the lights on ????
« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2009, 10:59:07 AM »
Quote from: Nick on February 07, 2009, 10:57:01 AM
Aren't the lights usually on the ceiling (except in your kitchen of course)  rubschin:
Yes, I didn't think of checking on the ceiling...  noooo:
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Re: Why don't we put the lights on ????
« Reply #6 on: February 07, 2009, 11:00:03 AM »
You washed your hands though right  noooo:
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Re: Why don't we put the lights on ????
« Reply #7 on: February 07, 2009, 11:07:09 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 07, 2009, 11:00:03 AM
You washed your hands though right  noooo:
Yes!  redface:
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Re: Why don't we put the lights on ????
« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2009, 05:09:51 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 07, 2009, 09:07:55 AM
When we go to the toilet in the middle of the night.....even when you know you're not going to disturb anyone  noooo:

I did this last night and then went into the bathroom , knocked against a storage unit and a mahoooosive tub of shampoo feel on my left foot. I am now crippled, unable to walk - oh alright I may have a bruise appearing but why doesn't logic work in the dark  rubschin:

It's the shock of the light  8)   I've a dimmer switch in the bathroom and click it on at lowest glimmer for that middle of the night moment.

Dimmer switches  rubschin: Now there's a thing. This one was fitted at the wishes of an ex who was rather keen on moody bath time experiences  eyes: Also fitted was a speaker connected to the CD player in the living room and an abundance of candles  ::)
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Re: Why don't we put the lights on ????
« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2009, 05:11:26 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on February 08, 2009, 05:09:51 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 07, 2009, 09:07:55 AM
When we go to the toilet in the middle of the night.....even when you know you're not going to disturb anyone  noooo:

I did this last night and then went into the bathroom , knocked against a storage unit and a mahoooosive tub of shampoo feel on my left foot. I am now crippled, unable to walk - oh alright I may have a bruise appearing but why doesn't logic work in the dark  rubschin:

It's the shock of the light  8)   I've a dimmer switch in the bathroom and click it on at lowest glimmer for that middle of the night moment.

Dimmer switches  rubschin: Now there's a thing. This one was fitted at the wishes of an ex who was rather keen on moody bath time experiences  eyes: Also fitted was a speaker connected to the CD player in the living room and an abundance of candles  ::)


Steady lad ~ you are almost talking sense there ~ and that would never do. Think of our reputation.
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Re: Why don't we put the lights on ????
« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2009, 05:20:38 PM »
As long as it's only almost then ...  whistle:

Speaking of dimmer switches, as you do, I once had an energy efficiency expert (prat!) come and assess my place. God knows why... it was a freebie when switching suppliers I think.
He prattled on about the dimmer switch in the bathroom not saving me any money  ::)  In spite of telling him that wasn't actually the point he was insistent on sucking his teeth and shaking his head. A 5* prat.
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Re: Why don't we put the lights on ????
« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2009, 05:27:26 PM »
Are you allowed dimmer switches in the bathroom ???

I depend on the shaving light and candles for moody bathtime experiences - or the dark  cloud9:
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Re: Why don't we put the lights on ????
« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2009, 05:29:31 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 08, 2009, 05:27:26 PM
Are you allowed dimmer switches in the bathroom ???

I depend on the shaving light and candles for moody bathtime experiences - or the dark  cloud9:

Allowed?  eeek:   Have we got a Bathroom Czar now?  I just changed the light switch on the outside wall  8)
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Re: Why don't we put the lights on ????
« Reply #13 on: February 08, 2009, 05:31:04 PM »
oh outside wall  - thats ok then  8)


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Re: Why don't we put the lights on ????
« Reply #14 on: February 08, 2009, 07:19:14 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 08, 2009, 05:27:26 PM
I depend on the shaving light and candles . . .
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