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Offline Barman

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Re: Wet Britain
« Reply #30 on: July 03, 2007, 11:51:22 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 03, 2007, 08:21:27 AM
Hookah.

At your age you really should know better.
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Re: Wet Britain
« Reply #31 on: July 03, 2007, 12:30:18 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on July 03, 2007, 07:53:42 AM
I feel like a very large bag of shite

Always ready to oblige.

One is in the post. ;)
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Re: Wet Britain
« Reply #32 on: July 03, 2007, 12:32:59 PM »
Quote from: Mr Happy on July 02, 2007, 09:09:24 PM
Where's Noah with that fecking Ark?  clock:

Owing to H&S regulations and problems with international laws in regard to animal transportation Noah has given up, buggered off and is currently sunning himself on a yacht in Monaco.
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Re: Wet Britain
« Reply #33 on: July 03, 2007, 02:47:54 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on July 03, 2007, 08:25:31 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 03, 2007, 08:21:27 AM
Hookah.

At your age you really should know better.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hookah


Holy shite hawks! I do now.

WTF were you smokin' ffs? eeek:
Apple tobacco?  redface:

I went to the doctor ? much more helpful than the vet. Chest X-Ray and loads of antibiotics. I?ll be shitting like a horse by this time tomorrow?  noooo:
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Re: Wet Britain
« Reply #34 on: July 03, 2007, 03:24:05 PM »
U really are a plank aren't you.  ::)
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Re: Wet Britain
« Reply #35 on: July 03, 2007, 04:19:05 PM »
Quote from: Berek on July 03, 2007, 09:11:23 AM
this time last year I was at the air show in Fareham, it was 92 degrees eeek:

Francis Wilson informs us that July is expected to be another wet and unsettled month, it'll be winter before we know it.

And what would Francis Wilson know? ~ He's always pissed by lunch time.
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Re: Wet Britain
« Reply #36 on: July 03, 2007, 04:44:41 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 03, 2007, 02:47:54 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on July 03, 2007, 08:25:31 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 03, 2007, 08:21:27 AM
Hookah.

At your age you really should know better.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hookah


Holy shite hawks! I do now.

WTF were you smokin' ffs? eeek:
Apple tobacco?  redface:

I went to the doctor ? much more helpful than the vet. Chest X-Ray and loads of antibiotics. I?ll be shitting like a horse by this time tomorrow?  noooo:

What pray, is APPLE tobacco ffs? eeek:

I was going to ask if it's a good substitute for the dreaded weed, but due to your current health problems, i think I'll refrain tbh. scared:
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Re: Wet Britain
« Reply #37 on: July 03, 2007, 04:52:29 PM »
It's just tobacco flavoured with fruit extract. Quite nice but in no way a substitue. There is no substitue.  sad24:
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Re: Wet Britain
« Reply #38 on: July 03, 2007, 04:57:01 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 03, 2007, 04:52:29 PM
It's just tobacco flavoured with fruit extract. Quite nice but in no way a substitue. There is no substitue.  sad24:

Does it have a 'May cause bronchitis or pneumonia and lead to a long and painful end to your life' warning on the packet? eeek:

Off topic, but why can't they make fags without the tar and chemicals in them?
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Re: Wet Britain
« Reply #39 on: July 03, 2007, 05:20:25 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on July 03, 2007, 04:57:01 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 03, 2007, 04:52:29 PM
It's just tobacco flavoured with fruit extract. Quite nice but in no way a substitue. There is no substitue.  sad24:

Does it have a 'May cause bronchitis or pneumonia and lead to a long and painful end to your life' warning on the packet? eeek:

Off topic, but why can't they make fags without the tar and chemicals in them?

Try the herbal  stuff . Do they still sell that crap?? shrugs:
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Re: Wet Britain
« Reply #40 on: July 08, 2007, 08:33:07 AM »
Well thanks you bastard, whoever you are.
1 lousy day of summat slightly resembling summer, I repeat 1 day, and that's it is it, you miserable bastard.
Talk about dangling carrots then swiping then away just as you're about to have a little nibble you lousy miserable cnut. evil:
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Re: Wet Britain
« Reply #41 on: July 08, 2007, 12:45:01 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 03, 2007, 07:45:44 AM
It's my fault. It's because I decided not to go on holiday this year and stay here and enjoy the sunshine.  sad24: First, last and only year I will be making that decision.

I did that once too...  In 1984 I think it was...
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Re: Wet Britain
« Reply #42 on: July 09, 2007, 07:36:35 AM »
Having said that. I had a glorious weekend! Knocked off early on Friday to sit in the pub garden. PYO on Saturday followed by more sitting in the sun and a BBQ. Yesterday, sat in the garden. Fabulous! Am now hoping that not going on holiday was an acceptable decision. Fingers crossed!
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