Can we move this thread to the medical centre please? So we can all talk about my health problems as well like?
I'm still cured by the way. Not that you lot givva fork.

Mrs TG being of a medical background is usually able to diagnose her own illnesses for which she has an uncanny ability to invent highly descriptive and never before heard medical terms.
For example, indigestion type pains : 'squashheart'.

Or general aches & panes : 'Sore boneache'.

She also has the ability to develop medical conditions when someone gives her a general overview of the symptoms.
I may write to 'The Lancet' and see if she can win a prize.