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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Cillit Bang
« Reply #15 on: January 25, 2009, 04:24:29 PM »
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But does red wine do it for white wine stains like?
It werks for me like...  confused:

Do the Cypriots make a white wine? (semi serious question) I assume you normally drink the local brew.
Yes...

Fitos in our village makes a most passable organic white...

Generally speaking tho... most Cypriot wines are loaded with sulphates to preserve them in the hot weather and give you the most shocking hangover...  noooo:

Nothing to do with the quantity drunk then?  lol:
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Re: Cillit Bang
« Reply #16 on: January 25, 2009, 04:26:44 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on January 25, 2009, 04:24:29 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 25, 2009, 04:22:52 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 25, 2009, 04:19:35 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 25, 2009, 04:15:06 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 25, 2009, 10:58:10 AM
But does red wine do it for white wine stains like?
It werks for me like...  confused:

Do the Cypriots make a white wine? (semi serious question) I assume you normally drink the local brew.
Yes...

Fitos in our village makes a most passable organic white...

Generally speaking tho... most Cypriot wines are loaded with sulphates to preserve them in the hot weather and give you the most shocking hangover...  noooo:

Nothing to do with the quantity drunk then?  lol:
Absolutely not we connis conissou conniseur wine lovers only sip and spit...  whistle:
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Re: Cillit Bang
« Reply #17 on: January 25, 2009, 04:45:43 PM »
Quote from: Barman on January 25, 2009, 04:26:44 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 25, 2009, 04:24:29 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 25, 2009, 04:22:52 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 25, 2009, 04:19:35 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 25, 2009, 04:15:06 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 25, 2009, 10:58:10 AM
But does red wine do it for white wine stains like?
It werks for me like...  confused:

Do the Cypriots make a white wine? (semi serious question) I assume you normally drink the local brew.
Yes...

Fitos in our village makes a most passable organic white...

Generally speaking tho... most Cypriot wines are loaded with sulphates to preserve them in the hot weather and give you the most shocking hangover...  noooo:

Nothing to do with the quantity drunk then?  lol:
Absolutely not we connis conissou conniseur wine lovers only sip and spit...  whistle:

Of course. char048
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Re: Cillit Bang
« Reply #18 on: January 25, 2009, 04:46:27 PM »
and do things and blame it on the cat perhaps  whistle:
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Re: Cillit Bang
« Reply #19 on: January 25, 2009, 04:51:51 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 25, 2009, 04:46:27 PM
and do things and blame it on the cat perhaps  whistle:

 shocked003 You are not suggesting it was BM who p*ssed in the wardrobe are you?

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Re: Cillit Bang
« Reply #20 on: January 25, 2009, 04:53:07 PM »

Course not - I would not be so crude  happy001
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Re: Cillit Bang
« Reply #21 on: January 25, 2009, 05:00:07 PM »
That's all right then because I am sure it wasn't him who crapped in the sand pit. whistle:
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Re: Cillit Bang
« Reply #22 on: January 25, 2009, 05:03:18 PM »


 eeek:  eeek:  eeek:

Hope he remebered to take his bucket and spade to clear up !
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Re: Cillit Bang
« Reply #23 on: January 25, 2009, 07:07:01 PM »
I have supped some stuff in Dhekalia, back in the dark ages. It was only down to my youth that I managed to survive, thank God I wa only passing through
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Re: Cillit Bang
« Reply #24 on: January 25, 2009, 10:20:06 PM »
What IS all this shite ey? ::)

Thought you were talkin' about this shite Cillet Bang shite.

I haven't found ANY kitchen cleaner that does what they claim, you know, spray it on a rancid blackened roasting tin, and it comes back to cleaner than when you purchased it before your very eyes. eeek:

Just rinse it off under a tap, and hey bloody presto, my very very fat arse and steaming bladder it does....NOT! Angry9:

Conc. Sulphuric acid is the only way to go.  cloud9:
« Last Edit: January 25, 2009, 10:22:08 PM by GROWLER »
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Re: Cillit Bang
« Reply #25 on: January 26, 2009, 12:29:14 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 25, 2009, 04:46:27 PM
and do things and blame it on the cat perhaps  whistle:

The cheeky bugger blames me for everything Miss D. evil:
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Re: Cillit Bang
« Reply #26 on: January 26, 2009, 08:55:03 AM »
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The life of a scape goat is not an easy one GM - I'm sure Nick would agree  lol:
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Re: Cillit Bang
« Reply #27 on: January 26, 2009, 01:29:09 PM »
I don't have Nick-o-rays to beam at Old Baldy though Miss D. I'd mark my territory in his lager but it would only give it some flavour.  whistle:

I did think about shredding his wig but we'd all end up being blinded by the light shining off his head.  whistle:
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Re: Cillit Bang
« Reply #28 on: January 26, 2009, 01:32:56 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 26, 2009, 01:29:09 PM
I don't have Nick-o-rays to beam at Old Baldy though Miss D. I'd mark my territory in his lager but it would only give it some flavour.  whistle:

I did think about shredding his wig but we'd all end up being blinded by the light shining off his head.  whistle:
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Re: Cillit Bang
« Reply #29 on: January 27, 2009, 10:44:41 AM »
Anywho, vaguely on topic like. Cillit Bang is without doubt the most ridiculously named product on the planet.

one assumes it is foreign in origin, not that that is any excuse.

Does that shouty, irritating bastard still do the TV adverts? Always makes me dive across the room and fight Mrs TG for the remote.

Git.  angry041:
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