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Cillit Bang
« on: January 25, 2009, 09:17:31 AM »
Barman: How much of this Cillit Bang are you supposed to use?
LL: Just a capfull - use too much and it goes all sudsy
Barman: (peering out from a huge pile of suds) Oh...  redface:
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Re: Cillit Bang
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2009, 09:25:57 AM »
Quote from: Barman on January 25, 2009, 09:17:31 AM
Barman: How much of this Cillit Bang are you supposed to use?
LL: Just a capfull - use too much and it goes all sudsy
Barman: (peering out from a huge pile of suds) Oh...  redface:

More shite that DOESN'T do what it says on the label. ::)
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Re: Cillit Bang
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2009, 09:50:54 AM »
 point:
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Re: Cillit Bang
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2009, 09:51:09 AM »
Yes, Cillit BANG and it's gone!

Somewhat optimistic if 'it' refers to dried cat piss in my experience...  noooo:
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Re: Cillit Bang
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2009, 10:01:37 AM »
Nothing removes dried cat's piss. Nothing at all  noooo:
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Re: Cillit Bang
« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2009, 10:41:16 AM »
Nothing that is except the removal of the cat  eveilgrin:














PS~ Had to look twice and get my reading glasses before I dared open the thread ~ Cillit Bang looked awfully like something else.  eeek: I really must get back to Specsavers ..... I've had the same prescription for 7 years now.
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Re: Cillit Bang
« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2009, 10:49:01 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on January 25, 2009, 10:41:16 AM
Nothing that is except the removal of the cat  eveilgrin:
PS~ Had to look twice and get my reading glasses before I dared open the thread ~ Cillit Bang looked awfully like something else.  eeek: I really must get back to Specsavers ..... I've had the same prescription for 7 years now.

What about dog's piss ???

I'm working on the basis that white wine can do it for red wine  - seems logical to me  lol:
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Re: Cillit Bang
« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2009, 10:58:10 AM »
But does red wine do it for white wine stains like?
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Re: Cillit Bang
« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2009, 11:45:40 AM »
I wish he would do something about that wig, and does he have to shout?
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Re: Cillit Bang
« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2009, 12:45:47 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 25, 2009, 10:49:01 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 25, 2009, 10:41:16 AM
Nothing that is except the removal of the cat  eveilgrin:
PS~ Had to look twice and get my reading glasses before I dared open the thread ~ Cillit Bang looked awfully like something else.  eeek: I really must get back to Specsavers ..... I've had the same prescription for 7 years now.

What about dog's piss ???

I'm working on the basis that white wine can do it for red wine  - seems logical to me  lol:
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Worth a try... Skilos might eat the cats which would also be a solution...
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Re: Cillit Bang
« Reply #10 on: January 25, 2009, 12:49:17 PM »
I have cleaned every penny I can find
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Re: Cillit Bang
« Reply #11 on: January 25, 2009, 02:18:05 PM »
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on January 25, 2009, 12:49:17 PM
I have cleaned every penny I can find
That won't have taken you long.  happy100
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Re: Cillit Bang
« Reply #12 on: January 25, 2009, 04:15:06 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 25, 2009, 10:58:10 AM
But does red wine do it for white wine stains like?
It werks for me like...  confused:
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Re: Cillit Bang
« Reply #13 on: January 25, 2009, 04:19:35 PM »
Quote from: Barman on January 25, 2009, 04:15:06 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 25, 2009, 10:58:10 AM
But does red wine do it for white wine stains like?
It werks for me like...  confused:

Do the Cypriots make a white wine? (semi serious question) I assume you normally drink the local brew.
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Re: Cillit Bang
« Reply #14 on: January 25, 2009, 04:22:52 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on January 25, 2009, 04:19:35 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 25, 2009, 04:15:06 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 25, 2009, 10:58:10 AM
But does red wine do it for white wine stains like?
It werks for me like...  confused:

Do the Cypriots make a white wine? (semi serious question) I assume you normally drink the local brew.
Yes...

Fitos in our village makes a most passable organic white...

Generally speaking tho... most Cypriot wines are loaded with sulphates to preserve them in the hot weather and give you the most shocking hangover...  noooo:
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