Nick & Wenchy

[Berek]

I think an anonymous phone call to Mrs Nick may be considered

[Darwins Selection]

I think an anonymous phone call to Mrs Nick may be considered

You are a dreadful and evil man.


Make sure to record the conversation for us.

[Snoopy]

Remind me ~ who was it that on receiving news they did not like used to have the messenger put to death? 

[Darwins Selection]

Remind me ~ who was it that on receiving news they did not like used to have the messenger put to death? 

You mean apart from me?

[Snoopy]

Apart from you .........My ex wife and I suspect Mrs Nick.

Memory tells me it was either Caligula or one of those Roman Emperors ~ though I believe that Napoleon was also not averse to shooting the odd general.

[Nick]

I have been in Manchester all day with Miss Whiplash.

OK?

[Barman]

I have been in Manchester all day with Miss Whiplash.

OK?

That?s your alibi and you?re sticking to it are you? 

[Darwins Selection]

I have been in Manchester all day with Miss Whiplash.

OK?

You swine!

Poor Wenchy left sitting on a bench on the platform, sobbing her way through a box of tissues and stabbing furry toys with a hatpin.

Later, Mr Wench with ears chewed off, huddled in the corner eating a cold kebab.

All because Nick had to spend a day of exquisite pain in the Mancunian fleshpots.

I am ashamed for my fellow man.

[Grumpmeister]

I have been in Manchester all day with Miss Whiplash.

OK?

Given her fondness for using  and is that Wenchy's new nickname 

[Darwins Selection]

Looks like he must have gone back to stir the porridge.

[Nick]

 

[tel]

Nick's not in Epsom today is he?
Far too close and no time to build ashelter.

Run for your life - NOW!

I'd prefer to be in the pub with a pint of Youngs, but I just realised the pub is nearewr to Epsom than where I live, although if he travels back through London by train, he will probably pass about 200 yards from my house!

He mentioned a hire car somewhwre, didn't he?

That's why I said run! Keep off the roads at all costs... 

Finally teamed up safely with my pint last night, only to find out today, that he wasn't even in the same county! Still got that grim prospect ahead of me.

[The Moan Ranger]

Nick's not in Epsom today is he?
Far too close and no time to build ashelter.

Run for your life - NOW!

I'd prefer to be in the pub with a pint of Youngs, but I just realised the pub is nearewr to Epsom than where I live, although if he travels back through London by train, he will probably pass about 200 yards from my house!

He mentioned a hire car somewhwre, didn't he?

That's why I said run! Keep off the roads at all costs... 

Finally teamed up safely with my pint last night, only to find out today, that he wasn't even in the same county! Still got that grim prospect ahead of me.

Fear not Tel, wth Young's Ordinary ond God's good grace, Surrey will survive this destructive interloper.

[Barman]

Nick's not in Epsom today is he?
Far too close and no time to build ashelter.

Run for your life - NOW!

I'd prefer to be in the pub with a pint of Youngs, but I just realised the pub is nearewr to Epsom than where I live, although if he travels back through London by train, he will probably pass about 200 yards from my house!

He mentioned a hire car somewhwre, didn't he?

That's why I said run! Keep off the roads at all costs... 

Finally teamed up safely with my pint last night, only to find out today, that he wasn't even in the same county! Still got that grim prospect ahead of me.

Fear not Tel, wth Young's Ordinary ond God's good grace, Surrey will survive this destructive interloper.

I think Surrey needs a bit more than God's good grace... 

[The Moan Ranger]

Us Surrey boys are made of stern stuff - a Frank Spenceresque Scouser holds no fear for us, even the Luftwaffe took the hint and pissed off pretty sharpish.