Nick & Wenchy

[Barman]

What if they never come back? 

[Uncle Mort]

From where?

[Barman]

Their secret liaison... 

[Darwins Selection]

Their secret liaison... 

If it is secret then why. . . . Oh never mind.


Was he taking flowers or chocolates? That could influence the outcome.

[Barman]

I believe the secret gift was a spicy cake thing of his own making?

[Uncle Mort]

I believe the secret gift was a spicy cake thing of his own making…

...laden with enough stodge to enable him to make a quick getaway

[Darwins Selection]

I believe the secret gift was a spicy cake thing of his own making?

They may be gone for some time. . . . .

 
Hash Cake Recipe
A superb, simple base recipe to make any cake you want. Simply add extra ingredients to make a different cake i.e. fruit (125g), chocolate chips (125g) or anything else you fancy. A teaspoon or so of mixed spice, cinnamon, ginger or other spice can work well too. Cover with icing (butter icing made with cannabis butter?) to make it extra special.

3 medium eggs

125g of plain flour

Ground hash or leaf to the desired strength (preferably not skunk). Use the guide at the top of the page or try 1/8 ground hash or ? of leaf.

125g of butter (be VERY careful with portion size if using cannabis butter)

125g of castor sugar

Beat the butter and sugar together until light, pale and fluffy.

Add the hash 'flour' and mix in well (skunk is NOT recommended as the flavour is too strong)

Slowly mix in the egg adding a sprinkling of flour as you go to help the eggs to blend.

Gently fold in the rest of the flour.

Poor the mix into a medium sized, greased, cake tin and place in an oven pre-heated to 180c (350f or gas mark 4).

Cook it for 30-40 mins (if you want to get really technical use a metal skewer pushed into the cake to see if it's cooked properly. If it is the skewer will come out clean). Then simply remove and enjoy. Just be careful you don't eat too much!

[Barman]

I believe the secret gift was a spicy cake thing of his own making?

...laden with enough stodge to enable him to make a quick getaway

Indeed ? his special Stodge and Rohypnol recipe 

[tel]

Nick's not in Epsom today is he?
Far too close and no time to build ashelter.

[Barman]

Nick's not in Epsom today is he?
Far too close and no time to build ashelter.

Run for your life - NOW!

[tel]

Nick's not in Epsom today is he?
Far too close and no time to build ashelter.

Run for your life - NOW!

I'd prefer to be in the pub with a pint of Youngs, but I just realised the pub is nearewr to Epsom than where I live, although if he travels back through London by train, he will probably pass about 200 yards from my house!

He mentioned a hire car somewhwre, didn't he?

[Barman]

Nick's not in Epsom today is he?
Far too close and no time to build ashelter.

Run for your life - NOW!

I'd prefer to be in the pub with a pint of Youngs, but I just realised the pub is nearewr to Epsom than where I live, although if he travels back through London by train, he will probably pass about 200 yards from my house!

He mentioned a hire car somewhwre, didn't he?

That's why I said run! Keep off the roads at all costs... 

[Snoopy]

The Station is still standing!

[Darwins Selection]

The Station is still standing!

That bridge they are all walking towards seems to be sagging a bit.

[Snoopy]

I'll keep a (B)eagle eye on the webcam.