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Ahem!!
« on: June 13, 2007, 12:39:53 PM »
The Bar Wench and I have arranged a secret assignation in Epsom (home of the more famous salts).

Does anyone have any advice on how best to handle things?

(DS - here you go. On a plate!)
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Re: Ahem!!
« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2007, 12:47:47 PM »
Well now it's not a secret is it!!!!  evil:
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Re: Ahem!!
« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2007, 12:48:41 PM »
A high powered rifle with telescopic sights? oh, hold on? assignation you say?  redface:
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Re: Ahem!!
« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2007, 12:52:28 PM »
Given that the boy shows an uncanny ability to crack your passwords I'd say start hiding from Mrs Nick now as he's bound to show her this thread...  scared:
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Re: Ahem!!
« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2007, 12:53:30 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 13, 2007, 12:52:28 PM
Given that the boy shows an uncanny ability to crack your passwords I'd say start hiding from Mrs Nick now as he's bound to show her this thread...  scared:

Hadn't thought of that!  eeek: Where can one buy a Mrs Nick-proof suit?  scared:
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Re: Ahem!!
« Reply #5 on: June 13, 2007, 12:58:15 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 13, 2007, 12:39:53 PM
The Bar Wench and I have arranged a secret assignation in Epsom (home of the more famous salts).

Does anyone have any advice on how best to handle things?

(DS - here you go. On a plate!)

 eeek: eeek:

Have you been watching "Hannibal Rising"?
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Re: Ahem!!
« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2007, 01:07:22 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on June 13, 2007, 12:53:30 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 13, 2007, 12:52:28 PM
Given that the boy shows an uncanny ability to crack your passwords I'd say start hiding from Mrs Nick now as he's bound to show her this thread...  scared:

Hadn't thought of that!  eeek: Where can one buy a Mrs Nick-proof suit?  scared:

Tell me that and I shall reward you!
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Re: Ahem!!
« Reply #7 on: June 13, 2007, 01:12:48 PM »
Simple, take Mrs Nicks prized saucepans and attach them to your body. Mrs Nick then can't hurt you without damaging the pans  eyes:
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Re: Ahem!!
« Reply #8 on: June 13, 2007, 01:13:36 PM »
There is a flaw in that plan. How will I get the saucepans?
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Re: Ahem!!
« Reply #9 on: June 13, 2007, 01:15:25 PM »
I think the idea is that I should carry them with me.

Noisy though. Alternatively, we have a lot of mattresses suddenly cry:
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Re: Ahem!!
« Reply #10 on: June 13, 2007, 01:22:31 PM »
 eeek: This thread starts off about a secret assignation with Wenchy and now you are saying you have a lot of mattresses?  eyes:




just getting in there before Darwin and Berek
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Re: Ahem!!
« Reply #11 on: June 13, 2007, 01:26:09 PM »
I think I have to wash my hair that evening!  eeek:
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Re: Ahem!!
« Reply #12 on: June 13, 2007, 01:26:51 PM »
Me too!

And I still have hair!
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Re: Ahem!!
« Reply #13 on: June 13, 2007, 01:27:41 PM »
Good point. How does one recognise the other on these occasions? Or do I just stand at Epsom station looking for a harrassed man with the weight of the world on his shoulders?
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Re: Ahem!!
« Reply #14 on: June 13, 2007, 01:30:22 PM »
Just follow the sounds of chaos Wenchy, you can't miss him.  point:
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