What on earth are the two of you blathering on about!
telly, footie, cycling, tramps, wine, Mother Teresa, wimmin and their annoying 'abits.
Need i go on?

Ey! Just accidentaly clicked on that crappy old crimbo countdown thing of yours, and it actually takes you onto a sad website!

You can even have a countdown for how long you've been up the duff like!
Class shite of the highest order!

Just found THIS on there!!

Do you have your own personal counter to tell the world how many shags you've had this week then!!

That is so funny, I've had a little wee sitting here!

I have actually L'dMCO here.
