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Offline GROWLER

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TVless
« on: November 15, 2008, 08:43:36 PM »
I'm bloody fedup.  cussing:
Can't get near the bloody telly when summat decent's on. cussing:

Ray Mears is on, and there's another programme on Sky 3 or summat, all about Death Valley. Right up my grizzly street type stuff. cloud9:

Settles meself down all cumfy like, glass of red in one mit, remote in t'other trying to decide which one to watch, when in march the moosei demanding to watch bloody casualty. Banghead
And what have we got starting tomorrow for two bastard weeks of non stop 'must watch' snoredom? Bloody get me in here I'm a failed 'superstar' shite. cussing:
I'd rather eat a bowl of rabid wasps than watch all this cak. Banghead

Couldn't get near the box last night either cus of that save a child glub programme marathon thing, but apparently, alledgedly, so runmour has it, so they say, I "normally watch everything I want to"....apparently.
My FAT arse I do/can.  cussing:

Just how much rancid shite can a wumman actually watch on tv ey?
Beggars belief, it really does. eeek:
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Re: TVless
« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2008, 08:44:51 PM »
Nick has a spare TV in a box we are told.
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Re: TVless
« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2008, 08:47:58 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 15, 2008, 08:44:51 PM
Nick has a spare TV in a box we are told.

I need a spare house , never mind a spare telly, and she/s have the audacity to rant on about me spending too much time in here talking to all me mates! eeek:

I'VE NOWHERE ELSE TO GO, AND NOWT ELSE TO DO YOU MUNTERS!!! Banghead
Banished from me own living room cinema. ::)
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Re: TVless
« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2008, 08:49:22 PM »
Fancy a pint?
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Re: TVless
« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2008, 08:53:04 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 15, 2008, 08:49:22 PM
Fancy a pint?

If only you'd asked me earlier. ::)
 I'm reasonably heavily tanked up, and tanking up more by the minute on a very delightful and perky little Aussie Red, Rosemount, Shiraz Cabernet. eastdrink048
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Re: TVless
« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2008, 08:53:53 PM »
You could cycle  whistle:
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Re: TVless
« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2008, 08:57:28 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 15, 2008, 08:53:53 PM
You could cycle  whistle:
You could go and pick the poor bugger up.
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Re: TVless
« Reply #7 on: November 15, 2008, 08:58:37 PM »
I have also been at the Vino Collapso, and with 4 pubs and three restaurants  in the village the police are getting a bit active as Christmas approaches  ::)
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Re: TVless
« Reply #8 on: November 15, 2008, 09:01:40 PM »
You could cycle.  whistle:
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Re: TVless
« Reply #9 on: November 15, 2008, 09:03:06 PM »
But the 4 pubs are here!
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Re: TVless
« Reply #10 on: November 15, 2008, 09:07:43 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 15, 2008, 09:01:40 PM
You could cycle.  whistle:

Yea, and we could meet half way down the Wirral Way cycle path and sit on a lonesome bench like a pair of bad tempered old tramps. 8)

The local scummy yoofs that gather down there for various activities at night time would be stunned by our presence and unrelenting ranting grumpiness. eveilgrin:
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Re: TVless
« Reply #11 on: November 15, 2008, 09:11:18 PM »
Could you bring a portable telly and a 12v battery too please? whistle:
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Re: TVless
« Reply #12 on: November 15, 2008, 09:13:33 PM »
WHY'S the Wench in here? eeek:
She should be watching shite on tv like all other wimmins do on a saturday night. rubschin:
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Re: TVless
« Reply #13 on: November 15, 2008, 09:15:44 PM »
This Shiraz Cabinet is mellowing me down a bit now. Bloody ace ir'is! cloud9:
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Re: TVless
« Reply #14 on: November 15, 2008, 09:24:52 PM »
I am doing both!
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