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Yellow 24
« on: April 23, 2007, 11:08:52 AM »
A man goes to the doctors. The doc checks him over, and says "sorry mate, but you have yellow 24, a nasty virus, so called as it turns your blood yellow and you only have 24 hours to live. There's nothing I can do for you - just go home and enjoy your final precious moments on earth."

So he trudges home to wifey, and breaks the news. Distraught, she asks him to accompany her to bingo that evening so he can experience her idea of a night out, as he's never been there before.

He gets his 1st card, and wins 4 corners - prize ?350, and then gets any line and wins ?3200. He also calls for a full house - and wins a grand. The national grid comes up and he wins a further ?380,000.

The bingo Caller gets him on stage, and says "son - I've never seen you in here in all my life, but you won 4 corners, any line, full house & the national grid - I've never met anyone so lucky."

"Lucky??" he screamed, "lucky? I'll have you know I've got yellow 24."


"Fuck me," says the bingo caller. "You've won the raffle as well!"
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Re: Yellow 24
« Reply #1 on: September 12, 2015, 07:13:22 AM »
I just got it  happy001
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Re: Yellow 24
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Re: Yellow 24
« Reply #3 on: September 12, 2015, 10:28:28 AM »
I just got it  happy001

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So Nick has about 21 hours left then?


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Re: Yellow 24
« Reply #4 on: September 12, 2015, 11:54:54 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D