Annual rant. Clocks

[Darwins Selection]

It was not amusing    He adopted a sort of Sumo wrestler stance. There is a thread somewhere.  It was the same trip where I got applauded by some gerls in the street and insulted 60 German pensioners 

Can you narrow it down a bit?
Too many search results.

[Nick]

 

You are a bastard (Mr Darwin, sir).

https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=12907.msg550231#msg550231

 

[Barman]

I once set my alarm on my phone once to go hunting early o'clock...

...and I cleverly set the phone back an hour before I went to bed...

...and then the phone removed another hour automatically...

I was waiting in the garden for ages before I realised what the real time was... 

[Nick]

The early worm catches the bird

[Barman]

The early worm catches the bird

I caught the irrigation system... 

[Nick]

See you earlier, irrigator??

[Barman]

See you earlier, irrigator??

 

[Steve]

See you earlier, irrigator??

a classic 

[Steve]

So we are all primed for the bi-annual race.  Can we get all clocks, watches etc set to BST before the highly expensive radio powered kitchen clock finally decides it'll get round to it (can take a day or two)

We've never won yet

[Barman]

So we are all primed for the bi-annual race.  Can we get all clocks, watches etc set to BST before the highly expensive radio powered kitchen clock finally decides it'll get round to it (can take a day or two)

We've never won yet

Not so much to do in t' new place... 

[Nick]

It's the clock in my owld sierra I hate 

[Steve]

So we are all primed for the bi-annual race.  Can we get all clocks, watches etc set to BST before the highly expensive radio powered kitchen clock finally decides it'll get round to it (can take a day or two)

We've never won yet

Not so much to do in t' new place... 

Give generously to ClockFam

[Nick]

 

[Steve]

It's the clock in my owld sierra I hate 

Bastards aren't they.

I am making a list
- her and my watches
- clock on photoframe in lounge
- clock on photoframe in dining room
- clock in front of TV
- clock on weather station 1
- clock underneath the weather station
- clock on the time/tide/moon triple clock
- the other clock in her 4x4 that doesn't link to GPS time
- the clock on my Merc Nutter that may or may not
- clock on the Tom Tom in her car (yes it should auto adjust but it don't)
- clock on the Tom Tom in my car (ditto)
- clock on the answering machine
- my main alarm clock
- her main alarm clock
- my just in case battery alarm clock
- her just in case battery alarm clock
- clock in the main guest room
- clock on the cooker
- clock on the microwave
- the cuckoo clock
- the outside clock

And probably others 

[Nick]

Feel like an early night, but this is ridiculous