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Offline Snoopy

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They're making this up surely
« on: June 08, 2007, 06:50:08 PM »
Quarter of adults don't know that bacon comes from pigs, survey shows

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=460748&in_page_id=1770


Surely everyone knows that bacon comes from the bacon counter and sausages from the butchery dept in Sainsburys
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« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2007, 02:29:04 AM »
If the pig farmer knows and the pigs don't, is it really important? lol:
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« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2007, 11:48:04 AM »
The Boy has an aversion to seed in things (bread and the like). I pointed out to him a while back that chips are made from seeds!!

He thought about that for a long time confused:
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« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2007, 11:53:03 AM »
Don't we all ~ though you may want to leave that explanation to the school.
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« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2007, 11:55:18 AM »
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« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2007, 12:17:23 PM »
When the school instructed all twelve year olds (Boys and Girls) to bring a banana to school on a certain day and then the school nurse issued each child a condom and instructed them in how to fit it over the banana I decided that I couldn't compete with such stupidity.

Daughter tells me that some boys blushed, some girls giggled and one enterprising pair were sent to the headteacher because the girl suggested the boy had a "stiffy" and she would rather practice with that!

And before anyone else says it I have no idea how fitting a condom over a banana is going to prevent my daughter from getting pregnant and neither does she.
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« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2007, 12:18:07 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 09, 2007, 11:48:04 AM
The Boy has an aversion to seed in things (bread and the like). /quote]

Young Berek is the same, every loaf we get is scrutinised, and I love bread with seeds in.. censored:
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« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2007, 12:18:55 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on June 09, 2007, 12:17:23 PM

And before anyone else says it I have no idea how fitting a condom over a banana is going to prevent my daughter from getting pregnant and neither does she.

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Re: They're making this up surely
« Reply #8 on: June 09, 2007, 02:54:06 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on June 09, 2007, 12:17:23 PM
And before anyone else says it I have no idea how fitting a condom over a banana is going to prevent my daughter from getting pregnant and neither does she.
Perhaps she has a Chinese boyfriend?
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