This years top Bears cake shopping tip.

Asda 'ave got monster...ish sized crimbo cakes in for less than 3 quids. Square shape likeish, and bloody yumsterishishly gorgeous.

Bought one for me eldest lads birthday last month, stuck a candle on it, and sang 'appy crimbo to him.
Scoffed most of it meself, but generously wrapped a couple of slices in some tin foil for him to take home.
Get yerself some down yer necks. You won't regret it. Oink! alien