But it's not Christmas
D'ya know, I really don't give a stuff.
Putting it in simple terms, I just luv crimbo cake....and chocolate too.

The great thing is also, is that it's not advertised as being Crimbo cake, just an iced and marzipaned fruit cake, so I don't feel the slightest bit guilty....just fat and wobbly.
Funnily enough Mrs GROWLER commented exactly the same,which is fine by me as she therefore doesn't get offerd any, as it's "Too early for Crimbo cake"...my arse, chomp scoff chomp burp.