AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGH

[Barman]

Thats a thought Wenchy, isnt anyone who's karma hits -100 supposed to be chastised in your dungeon...   

Ahem... 

The last one to reach -100 is a lickspittle.

[Nick]

I AM here you know!

[Berek]

methinks I need to bring some Ritalin to our meeting

[Nick]

Quite. I still have 11 boxes downstairs!

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Barman]

Quite. I still have 11 boxes downstairs!

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Of Ritalin? 

[Misunderstood]

Quite. I still have 11 boxes downstairs!

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Of Ritalin? 

Can we book a table at Cafe Nick for next Thursday afternoon?  I will be in need of massive amounts of R & R then.

I assume the 11 boxes will be emptied and assembled by then? 

[Sour Puss]

Talking cat? 

Of course... 

I have to tell you this but not even Wenchy is going to fall for that one 

I believe you. I had 2 of the little buggers, one who talked all the time, you just could not shut her up, and another who only talked when I shut his tail in the door or stood on it, and he would leave it laying around all over the place.     Even worse I could understand every word.

[Snoopy]

Talking cat? 

Of course... 

I have to tell you this but not even Wenchy is going to fall for that one 

I believe you. I had 2 of the little buggers, one who talked all the time, you just could not shut her up, and another who only talked when I shut his tail in the door or stood on it, and he would leave it laying around all over the place.     Even worse I could understand every word.

Barking Mad the lot of you   

[Nick]

It just got worse. Mrs Nick has declated that the Dining Room has to be redecorated to do justice to the new table and chairs, and part of this will involve a new carpet.

Some "bargain"

And I have just been informed that she has bougth two new beds for the Boy's Room which are being delivered on Monday and will require, yep, assembly!

[Snoopy]

Foreseeable sequence of events I'm afraid...................... She'll want to move once you've finished it all.

[Nick]

This is getting expensive. The roofers are back next week with scaffolding. And a friend has just asked if we are interested in buying her house in....................Granada..................

[Snoopy]

Might I suggest a family weekend away, a blackened face and dark clothing for you when you pay a midnight visit carrying a gallon of four star and a box of matches. 


PS make sure you pack your insurance documents.

[grumpyoldsoldier]

If this stuff goes on for much longer I am going to scream and rage!

I have a fondness for this one when things go tits up!

For the next 60 seconds, I will conduct a test of my emergency broadcast equipment. AAAAHHHHH!!! Had this been a real emergency, the scream you just heard would be followed by lots more just like it. This concludes My test of my emergency broadcast equipment

[Grumpmeister]

Might I suggest a family weekend away, a blackened face and dark clothing for you when you pay a midnight visit carrying a gallon of four star and a box of matches. 


PS make sure you pack your insurance documents.

Bearing in mind this is Nick we are talking about are the blackened face and clothing before or after he tries to set light to the table 

[Nick]

My replacement car arrived yesterday on the back of a truck. As he was putting my car onto the truck to take it to the garage he drove it into our neighbour's wall!