AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGH

[Bar Wench]

Bloody hell that is stacks of room! Bugger Snoopy, will you adopt me? I'm far less trouble than The Boy and Mrs Nick and I cook!

[Grumpmeister]

Bugger Snoopy, will you adopt me?

I should point out that certain adoption agencies take a dim view of that kind of thing 

[Barman]

Okay?

In an episode worthy of Nick?

?Talking cat? was bitten by a snake on Monday and has spent the week at the vets (at god knows what expense).

Mrs. The Barman brought him home this evening and he immediately repaid our kindness by projectile vomiting yellow bile all over my office. 

[Bar Wench]

I don't wish to be adopted by you. 

[Barman]

Bloody hell that is stacks of room! Bugger Snoopy, will you adopt me? I'm far less trouble than The Boy and Mrs Nick and I cook!

Snoopy the rent beagle?  

[Grumpmeister]

Talking cat?  

[Barman]

Talking cat?  

Of course... 

[Grumpmeister]

Bloody hell that is stacks of room! Bugger Snoopy, will you adopt me? I'm far less trouble than The Boy and Mrs Nick and I cook!

Snoopy the rent beagle?  

Well he has to fund his burgeoning book collection somehow  

[Grumpmeister]

Talking cat?  

Of course... 

I have to tell you this but not even Wenchy is going to fall for that one 

[Bar Wench]

Talking cat?  

Of course... 

I have to tell you this but not even Wenchy is going to fall for that one 

Indeed no.

[Barman]

He talks all the time ? well, when he isn?t puking of course.

[Bar Wench]

He talks all the time ? well, when he isn?t puking of course.

Of course he does. 

<backs away slowly>

[Barman]

He talks all the time ? well, when he isn?t puking of course.

Of course he does. 

<backs away slowly>

That?ll be my karma into negative figures then? 

[Grumpmeister]

Thats a thought Wenchy, isnt anyone who's karma hits -100 supposed to be chastised in your dungeon...   

[Bar Wench]

Barman enjoys it. So it sort of destroys the point.