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Offline Nick

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGH
« on: June 08, 2007, 11:25:42 AM »
If this stuff goes on for much longer I am going to scream and rage!
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Re: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGH
« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2007, 11:27:32 AM »
 scared:
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Re: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGH
« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2007, 11:40:01 AM »
Absolute chaos. Stress. Screaming. Mess. Noice. Thumping. Effing roofers. Delivery Men. Hoovers. Mrs Nick in a flap since 8 this morning.

Will EVERYONE JUST GO AWAY

 Banghead Banghead Banghead cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: Banghead censored: Banghead cussing: eeek: evil: evil: Banghead Banghead censored: censored: censored: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: surrender: scared2: scared2:
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Re: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGH
« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2007, 11:41:01 AM »
Apart from that, are you having a good day?
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Re: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGH
« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2007, 11:41:56 AM »
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Re: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGH
« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2007, 11:46:33 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 08, 2007, 11:40:01 AM
Absolute chaos. Stress. Screaming. Mess. Noice. Thumping. Effing roofers. Delivery Men. Hoovers. Mrs Nick in a flap since 8 this morning.

Will EVERYONE JUST GO AWAY

 Banghead Banghead Banghead cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: Banghead censored: Banghead cussing: eeek: evil: evil: Banghead Banghead censored: censored: censored: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: surrender: scared2: scared2:

Its just a normal day in the Nick household *sudden feeling of impending doom"  scared2:
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Re: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGH
« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2007, 11:47:23 AM »
And don't even talk to me about the "cat shit" instruction! evil:
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Re: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGH
« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2007, 11:54:30 AM »
Are you saying that the cats in your house have instructions about where to mark their territory?  eeek:

Surely you must know by now that they do whatever the hell they want Nick  point:
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Re: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGH
« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2007, 11:56:09 AM »
ANd Now, just when I thought it could not get worse.

It just got worse! Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Re: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGH
« Reply #9 on: June 08, 2007, 11:56:51 AM »
Still isn't today the last official day of the TWO WEEK halfterm? Surely that is something to be thankful for?

What was delivered? Saucepans? Shoes?
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Re: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGH
« Reply #10 on: June 08, 2007, 12:02:06 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 08, 2007, 11:56:09 AM
ANd Now, just when I thought it could not get worse.

It just got worse! Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

You've blown up the microwave/television/badger/computer/other insert as applicable?
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Re: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGH
« Reply #11 on: June 08, 2007, 12:24:12 PM »
Deep breaths.

We have a dining room and a kitchen. The kitchen contains a dining table and 4 chairs.

The dining room has TWO dining tables and 6 more chairs.

Thus we actually have a dining table EACH.

:ast weekend I was dragged into Scallypool to give opinion on a DINING TABLE that Mrs Nick had spotted in a sale. It was quite clear that my opinion was superfluous since she was intent on buying it (it was a BARGAIN) and came with SIX MORE CHAIRS.

The whole effing lot arrived earlier. We now have FOUR DINING TABLES and 16 chairs. 16 cussing: cussing:

I should point out that the whole lot has arrived in ELEVEN BOXES since the blasted thing, including the chairs is SELF ASSEMBLY!!!! censored: Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead eeek: eeek: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil:

AND MOREOVER, IN HERE DESPERATE RUSH TO CLEAR A SPACE FOR THIS WHITE ELEPHANT SHE HAS BEEN STUFFING THINGS INTO CUPBOARDS. THE CUPBOARD DOOR IN MY OFFICE HAS JUST OPENED ITSELF AND DISGORGED AN AVALANCHE OF TAT ALL OVER MY DESK cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGH
« Reply #12 on: June 08, 2007, 12:29:50 PM »
Just a thought but does Castle Nick have an open fire perchance?  eyes:
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Re: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGH
« Reply #13 on: June 08, 2007, 12:30:15 PM »
lOTS, BUT mRS nICK CAN COUNT BEYOND 16. She uses her fingers.
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Re: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGH
« Reply #14 on: June 08, 2007, 12:31:36 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 08, 2007, 12:30:15 PM
lOTS, BUT mRS nICK CAN COUNT BEYOND 16. She uses her fingers.

 eeek: I'm not touching that with a 10 foot bargepole, my insurance wont cover the risk.
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