Who let Mozo in?

[Nick]

I go away for a couple of days and find the bar full of Australians. 

[Barman]

I go away for a couple of days and find the bar full of Australians. 

Pint of Fosters sir? 

[Nick]

-100

[Darwins Selection]

I go away for a couple of days and find the bar full of Australians. 

You normally find them behind the bar and/or impregnating the wenches in the cellar.

[Bar Wench]

Not at this establishment you don't! 

[Nick]

Where else do you work then?

[Grumpmeister]

  Is this death by Wenchy Nick? 

[Bar Wench]

Where else do you work then?

Brave or foolish?

 

[Grumpmeister]

Where else do you work then?

Brave or foolish?

 

  All of a sudden I have a bad feeling Nick is about to become intimately familiar with his new dining table 

[Mozo]

I go away for a couple of days and find the bar full of Australians.   ::)

ARE YOU TALKIN' TO ME?

By popular demand, my passage here was assisted.  eeek:

(cue for bon mot from Darwin's Selection)

[Darwins Selection]

I go away for a couple of days and find the bar full of Australians.  

ARE YOU TALKIN' TO ME?

By popular demand, my passage here was assisted. 

(cue for bon mot from Darwin's Selection)

What you do with your passage is your own business thank you.

[Mozo]

See what I mean?

[grumpyoldsoldier]

I go away for a couple of days and find the bar full of Australians. 

mmmmm! Whats your favourite colour Blue?