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Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day(We came up with these in an effort to interest The Other Dave (Letterman) in TLAPD. His staff liked 'em, but alas, his show was"dark" the week of Sept. 19.)10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?8. Come on up and see me urchins.7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.2. Well blow me down?And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …1. Prepare to be boarded.Bonus pickup lines (when the ones above don't work, as they often won't)They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big.You’re drinking a Salty Dog? How’d you like to try the real thing?Wanna shiver me timbers?I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted.Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? … Oh, wait. That’s for Talk Like a PARROT Day.That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on.Let's get together and haul some keel.That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there.Top Ten Pickup Lines for the Lady PiratesBy popular demand ...10. What are YOU doing here? 9. Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye ... (this one is never completed) 8. Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad! 7. So, tell me, why do they call ye, "Cap'n Feathersword?" 6. That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard! 5. Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio!" 4. I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs! 3. C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers! 2. RAMMING SPEED!...and the number one Female Pirate Pick-up Line:1. You. Pants Off. Now!
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/howto.htmlIt's International Talk Like a Pirate day, so off you go!QuoteTop Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day(We came up with these in an effort to interest The Other Dave (Letterman) in TLAPD. His staff liked 'em, but alas, his show was"dark" the week of Sept. 19.)10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?8. Come on up and see me urchins.7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.2. Well blow me down?And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …1. Prepare to be boarded.Bonus pickup lines (when the ones above don't work, as they often won't)They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big.You’re drinking a Salty Dog? How’d you like to try the real thing?Wanna shiver me timbers?I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted.Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? … Oh, wait. That’s for Talk Like a PARROT Day.That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on.Let's get together and haul some keel.That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there.Top Ten Pickup Lines for the Lady PiratesBy popular demand ...10. What are YOU doing here? 9. Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye ... (this one is never completed) 8. Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad! 7. So, tell me, why do they call ye, "Cap'n Feathersword?" 6. That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard! 5. Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio!" 4. I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs! 3. C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers! 2. RAMMING SPEED!...and the number one Female Pirate Pick-up Line:1. You. Pants Off. Now!
I'm just waiting for Darwin to start with the Captain Pugwash comments.
Wanka A Mexican who works for Jake who speaks little English. He repeats everything that Jake says, annoying him greatly. Again, this character was an unnamed, unspeaking character in the earlier series.
Pirate WillyA simple sailor from Wigan. He appears to be the youngest crew member (apart from Tom). He is a gentle soul, and is against using violence. He does, however, have the occasional brainwave and has been the crew's saviour (admittedly sometimes more by luck than by design). "Just you wait 'til we get back to Wigan - we won't half have a 'tail' to tell!"
Pirate Willy
'Ere, anybody found the bosun's particle yet?
...and the number one Female Pirate Pick-up Line:1. You. Pants Off. Now!
Quote...and the number one Female Pirate Pick-up Line:1. You. Pants Off. Now!I wish I had known that when I was 18
