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Re: The all new Barman is pining thread
« Reply #30 on: September 17, 2008, 09:18:22 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 17, 2008, 09:02:16 AM
Yeah! Busy doin' nuthin!
I am busy tho...  cussing:

Been hard at it since 06:30... already taken a squillion tonnes of junk to the tip and am halfway through cleaning the garage - it is full of hedgehog shit!  cussing:
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Re: The all new Barman is pining thread
« Reply #31 on: September 17, 2008, 10:20:06 AM »
Thats easy enough to clean BM, just have another homebrew explosion. What isnt washed away in the flood your latest batch of Baldybonce special brew will dissolve in a couple of minutes.  whistle:
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Re: The all new Barman is pining thread
« Reply #32 on: September 17, 2008, 10:40:06 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 17, 2008, 10:20:06 AM
Thats easy enough to clean BM, just have another homebrew explosion. What isnt washed away in the flood your latest batch of Baldybonce special brew will dissolve in a couple of minutes.  whistle:
And bougonvillia (sp?) leaves and huge spidery things...  scared2:
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Re: The all new Barman is pining thread
« Reply #33 on: September 17, 2008, 10:40:36 AM »
He should get that Sri Lankan girl on the job
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Re: The all new Barman is pining thread
« Reply #34 on: September 17, 2008, 10:42:29 AM »
Quote from: Nick on September 17, 2008, 10:40:36 AM
He should get that Sri Lankan girl on the job
I don't want to tire the poor girl out...  whistle:
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Re: The all new Barman is pining thread
« Reply #35 on: September 17, 2008, 10:44:15 AM »
How uncharacteristically considerate  angel1
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Re: The all new Barman is pining thread
« Reply #36 on: September 17, 2008, 11:43:57 AM »
Quote from: Barman on September 17, 2008, 10:40:06 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 17, 2008, 10:20:06 AM
Thats easy enough to clean BM, just have another homebrew explosion. What isnt washed away in the flood your latest batch of Baldybonce special brew will dissolve in a couple of minutes.  whistle:
And bougonvillia (sp?) leaves and huge spidery things...  scared2:

In that case I'd leave the house before flooding the garage BM, there is no tellong what effect your booze would have on the spiders.



Not that I want to worry you though but there are members of the camel spider family that come from the Med....
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Re: The all new Barman is pining thread
« Reply #37 on: September 17, 2008, 12:12:00 PM »



Barman in spider shock


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Re: The all new Barman is pining thread
« Reply #38 on: September 17, 2008, 12:21:34 PM »
I didnt want to worry him Nick, now BM won't be able to clean the garage until LL has gone into deal with the creepy crawlies  whistle:
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Re: The all new Barman is pining thread
« Reply #39 on: September 17, 2008, 12:30:32 PM »
She frightens them!  scared2:
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Re: The all new Barman is pining thread
« Reply #40 on: September 17, 2008, 01:09:53 PM »
Garage is nearly finished!  cloud9:

I just had to take some friends to the airport...

Two flights checking in, Gatwick and Manchester.

95% of all passengers = fat bastards.  noooo:
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Re: The all new Barman is pining thread
« Reply #41 on: September 17, 2008, 01:10:41 PM »
Did they get surcharged?
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Re: The all new Barman is pining thread
« Reply #42 on: September 17, 2008, 01:15:38 PM »
Quote from: Barman on September 17, 2008, 01:09:53 PM
95% of all passengers = fat bastards.  noooo:

Will the plane take off?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new Barman is pining thread
« Reply #43 on: September 17, 2008, 01:16:25 PM »
Prolly have a whip round for fuel  noooo:
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Re: The all new Barman is pining thread
« Reply #44 on: September 17, 2008, 01:16:57 PM »
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