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Re: Sex Education:on the job
« Reply #15 on: September 16, 2008, 03:21:05 PM »
As you didn't see the, um... act... how do you know that there wasn't a murder most horrid taking place...?  rubschin:
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Re: Sex Education:on the job
« Reply #16 on: September 16, 2008, 03:21:36 PM »
Quote from: Barman on September 16, 2008, 03:21:05 PM
As you didn't see the, um... act... how do you know that there wasn't a murder most horrid taking place...?  rubschin:

Oddly I think The Boy would have been more likely to have recognised something like that.  rubschin:
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Re: Sex Education:on the job
« Reply #17 on: September 16, 2008, 03:23:02 PM »
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so it isn't suprising he slips in

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Re: Sex Education:on the job
« Reply #18 on: September 16, 2008, 03:23:13 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 16, 2008, 03:21:36 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 16, 2008, 03:21:05 PM
As you didn't see the, um... act... how do you know that there wasn't a murder most horrid taking place...?  rubschin:

Oddly I think The Boy would have been more likely to have recognised something like that.  rubschin:
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Yes... he would prolly have poked the remains with a stick...  whistle:
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Re: Sex Education:on the job
« Reply #19 on: September 16, 2008, 03:24:05 PM »
I think that was already happening  eeek:
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Re: Sex Education:on the job
« Reply #20 on: September 16, 2008, 03:24:15 PM »
Quote from: Barman on September 16, 2008, 03:23:13 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 16, 2008, 03:21:36 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 16, 2008, 03:21:05 PM
As you didn't see the, um... act... how do you know that there wasn't a murder most horrid taking place...?  rubschin:

Oddly I think The Boy would have been more likely to have recognised something like that.  rubschin:
rubschin:

Yes... he would prolly have poked the remains with a stick...  whistle:

With second thoughts maybe he did and that is what the screaming was about.  rubschin:
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Re: Sex Education:on the job
« Reply #21 on: September 16, 2008, 03:24:56 PM »
You don't think Nick is working on an alibi do you...?  rubschin:
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Re: Sex Education:on the job
« Reply #22 on: September 16, 2008, 03:42:34 PM »
I shall keep an eye on the local news.  whistle:
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Re: Sex Education:on the job
« Reply #23 on: September 16, 2008, 04:50:05 PM »
The Boy has asked questions  evil:
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Re: Sex Education:on the job
« Reply #24 on: September 16, 2008, 05:49:58 PM »
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Well give him the answers then. ~ Next year it'll be condoms and bananas at school during RE.











Yes DS ~ I asked the same question .... How does fitting one of these over a banana stop my girlfriend from getting pregnant? ~ The THW tells me that one brave boy in her class actually asked that. The School Nurse fled the room.
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Re: Sex Education:on the job
« Reply #25 on: September 16, 2008, 05:54:04 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 16, 2008, 05:49:58 PM
Yes DS ~ I asked the same question .... How does fitting one of these over a banana stop my girlfriend from getting pregnant? ~ The THW tells me that one brave boy in her class actually asked that. The School Nurse fled the room.

Obviously it works by driving the girl into paroxysms of hysterical laughter, which as all us grown-ups know, makes them keep their clothes on.
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Re: Sex Education:on the job
« Reply #26 on: September 16, 2008, 06:30:46 PM »
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Re: Sex Education:on the job
« Reply #27 on: September 16, 2008, 06:35:32 PM »
Most of my girlfriends wouldn't have been able to spell paroxysms let alone have any.  whistle:
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Re: Sex Education:on the job
« Reply #28 on: September 16, 2008, 07:53:01 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 16, 2008, 06:35:32 PM
Most of my girlfriends wouldn't have been able to spell paroxysms let alone have any.  whistle:
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Re: Sex Education:on the job
« Reply #29 on: September 17, 2008, 07:49:10 AM »
show him this pic and explain your way out of whats happening... point:

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