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Offline Nick

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Sex Education:on the job
« on: September 16, 2008, 12:50:37 PM »
So the Boy has a cough. A bad cough. They called from school to say he wasn't well and could I fetch him. I did.

On the way home we had to stop off at the house we rent out to let in some workmen (boiler).

Car in the drive indicated someone at home.

We rang the bell. Nothing noooo:

We hammered on the door. Nothing noooo:

So I let us all in with my keys.

The Boy said "There must be someone in" and shot off upstairs.

He came back. "Yes, he is lying on top of a girl and sort of jumping and she is screaming.I told him to stop, but he didn't hear me"  eeek:

We fled!
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Re: Sex Education:on the job
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2008, 01:02:45 PM »
That'll be the engineer servicing an old boiler perhaps?

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Re: Sex Education:on the job
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2008, 01:06:06 PM »
 drumroll:
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Re: Sex Education:on the job
« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2008, 01:21:01 PM »
Joke #648735

"Daddy, Daddy, Mummy nearly died today. . ."  etc.. etc..
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Re: Sex Education:on the job
« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2008, 01:21:41 PM »
I am expecting further questions in due course  evil:

I shall refer them to Mrs Nick  eveilgrin:
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Re: Sex Education:on the job
« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2008, 01:23:04 PM »
 point:
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Re: Sex Education:on the job
« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2008, 01:24:24 PM »
At least they weren't being more inventive! They are vets!
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Re: Sex Education:on the job
« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2008, 01:25:27 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 16, 2008, 01:24:24 PM
At least they weren't being more inventive! They are vets!
A.I?
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Re: Sex Education:on the job
« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2008, 01:26:32 PM »
There could have been a sheep or summat in there  eeek:

I advised them once to cut the lawn and they brought a sheep home for the weekend  eeek:

In a car!
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Re: Sex Education:on the job
« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2008, 01:28:19 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 16, 2008, 01:26:32 PM
I advised them once to cut the lawn and they brought a sheep home for the weekend 
In a car!

Yes, and..?

No problem as long as it wasn't driving.
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Re: Sex Education:on the job
« Reply #10 on: September 16, 2008, 01:28:27 PM »
 noooo: Only in Nick World  noooo:
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Re: Sex Education:on the job
« Reply #11 on: September 16, 2008, 01:28:55 PM »
Normal hereabouts.

Oh... redface:
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Re: Sex Education:on the job
« Reply #12 on: September 16, 2008, 03:17:09 PM »
Speaking as a tennant had you given them prior warning of your visit? Otherwise aren't you in breach of your contract?

Speaking as your mate  happy001 happy001 happy001 and Mrs Nick is going to be so pissed off!
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Re: Sex Education:on the job
« Reply #13 on: September 16, 2008, 03:18:41 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 16, 2008, 03:17:09 PM
Speaking as a tennant had you given them prior warning of your visit? Otherwise aren't you in breach of your contract?

Speaking as your mate  happy001 happy001 happy001 and Mrs Nick is going to be so pissed off!

1. They had had prior warning. They said they would not be there.

2. When we saw the car we rang and knocked

3. And Tenant has only one middle N unless it's Dr Who   point:
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Re: Sex Education:on the job
« Reply #14 on: September 16, 2008, 03:19:46 PM »
I have a mild obsession with Mr Tennant as you know so it isn't suprising he slips in.
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