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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
« Reply #105 on: September 10, 2008, 04:42:17 PM »
Quote from: Barman on September 10, 2008, 04:40:38 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 10, 2008, 04:31:50 PM
Pigs (Boars) have corkscrew shaped ones I am told
I thought that was their tail...  rubschin:

As well  whistle:
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Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
« Reply #106 on: September 10, 2008, 04:44:48 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 10, 2008, 04:42:17 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 10, 2008, 04:40:38 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 10, 2008, 04:31:50 PM
Pigs (Boars) have corkscrew shaped ones I am told
I thought that was their tail...  rubschin:

As well  whistle:
So how do they... um... you know...?
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Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
« Reply #107 on: September 10, 2008, 04:47:22 PM »
Quote from: Barman on September 10, 2008, 04:44:48 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 10, 2008, 04:42:17 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 10, 2008, 04:40:38 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 10, 2008, 04:31:50 PM
Pigs (Boars) have corkscrew shaped ones I am told
I thought that was their tail...  rubschin:

As well  whistle:
So how do they... um... you know...?

TBH I have never had sex with one so I can't tell you ~ the anatomical facts are however true.
Puts a whole new meaning in having a screw tho'  whistle:
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Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
« Reply #108 on: September 10, 2008, 05:28:42 PM »
Wild boars have a left-hand thread.
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Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
« Reply #109 on: September 10, 2008, 05:31:32 PM »
I am having a beer in Brum tomorrow with a left handed bisexual.

Anything I should be careful of?
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Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
« Reply #110 on: September 10, 2008, 05:47:22 PM »
Yes .... sit on the right hand side of your friend so that you don't get beer spilled on you.
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Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
« Reply #111 on: September 10, 2008, 07:05:54 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 10, 2008, 05:47:22 PM
Yes .... sit on the right hand side of your friend so that you don't get beer spilled on you.

Errrr.. How does that work then?
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Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
« Reply #112 on: September 11, 2008, 09:17:38 AM »
It would be easier for the left handed bi-sexual to stroke Nick's thigh with the right hand as they will have the beer in the left hand. Saves reaching across and risking the beer being spilled on the unfortunate Nick.
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Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
« Reply #113 on: September 11, 2008, 09:51:51 AM »
The "beer" is strictly metaphorical in my case ( sad24:) but the chappy is an Aussie (with a bit of Norwegian in him)

























wait for it!
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Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
« Reply #114 on: September 11, 2008, 01:35:00 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 11, 2008, 09:51:51 AM
The "beer" is strictly metaphorical in my case ( sad24:) but the chappy is an Aussie (with a bit of Norwegian in him)

wait for it!
Ooooh matron!


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Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
« Reply #115 on: September 11, 2008, 01:36:07 PM »
He just called me. I fear I may have a new "friend"!
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Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
« Reply #116 on: September 11, 2008, 01:37:38 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 11, 2008, 01:36:07 PM
He just called me. I fear I may have a new "friend"!

The Golden Rivet beckons. . .
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Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
« Reply #117 on: September 11, 2008, 02:04:14 PM »
 point: point: point:
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Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
« Reply #118 on: September 11, 2008, 02:13:40 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 11, 2008, 01:36:07 PM
He just called me. I fear I may have a new "friend"!

He's probably wondering where you are as you're certainly not in Brimingham.
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Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
« Reply #119 on: September 12, 2008, 08:19:12 PM »
I'm not now.I am back.

Birmingham is horrid! sick2:
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