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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Lock picking advice anyone?
« Reply #60 on: September 08, 2008, 12:44:27 PM »
That'll be the menopause ~ causes them to lose keys and stuff too  whistle:
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Re: Lock picking advice anyone?
« Reply #61 on: September 08, 2008, 12:44:40 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 08, 2008, 12:41:11 PM
Yes I know you do, but why?

It involves a sofa and a spiral staircase (neither of which are mine)
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Re: Lock picking advice anyone?
« Reply #62 on: September 08, 2008, 12:45:36 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 08, 2008, 12:39:32 PM
Why do you need to open a door to nowhere?

Its his secret portal to Nickdia, the land where everything doesnt explode/fall apart/break/etc whenever he touches it. Thats why its a door to nowhere...  whistle:
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Re: Lock picking advice anyone?
« Reply #63 on: September 08, 2008, 12:46:00 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 08, 2008, 12:44:27 PM
That'll be the menopause ~ causes them to lose keys and stuff too  whistle:

She is chippy at present, but it's black armband day tomorrow  noooo:
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Re: Lock picking advice anyone?
« Reply #64 on: September 08, 2008, 12:49:33 PM »
 eeek:
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Re: Lock picking advice anyone?
« Reply #65 on: September 08, 2008, 12:50:17 PM »
Wedding anniversary  noooo:
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Re: Lock picking advice anyone?
« Reply #66 on: September 08, 2008, 12:50:58 PM »
Ahhhhh
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Re: Lock picking advice anyone?
« Reply #67 on: September 08, 2008, 12:52:05 PM »
How many years Nick?
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Re: Lock picking advice anyone?
« Reply #68 on: September 08, 2008, 12:53:48 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 08, 2008, 12:45:36 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 08, 2008, 12:39:32 PM
Why do you need to open a door to nowhere?

Its his secret portal to Nickdia, the land where everything doesnt explode/fall apart/break/etc whenever he touches it. Thats why its a door to nowhere...  whistle:

If it isn't a door to Pride and Prejudice I'm not interested.
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Re: Lock picking advice anyone?
« Reply #69 on: September 08, 2008, 01:00:36 PM »
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Re: Lock picking advice anyone?
« Reply #70 on: September 08, 2008, 01:00:56 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 08, 2008, 12:52:05 PM
How many years Nick?

Put it this way ~ had he had strangled her he'd have been out by now  whistle:
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Re: Lock picking advice anyone?
« Reply #71 on: September 08, 2008, 01:02:03 PM »
I have bought a gun.Just in case,like
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Re: Lock picking advice anyone?
« Reply #72 on: September 08, 2008, 01:47:03 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 08, 2008, 12:44:27 PM
. . the menopause causes them to lose keys and stuff. .

Their marbles in my experience.  noooo:
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Re: Lock picking advice anyone?
« Reply #73 on: September 08, 2008, 03:43:03 PM »
Man here. £68!!

Hard werk like!  eveilgrin:
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Re: Lock picking advice anyone?
« Reply #74 on: September 08, 2008, 03:46:32 PM »
New door would have cost you £300 plus fitting plus locks, hinges etc and since it is a listed building you'd prolly have had the council round 'cos the replacement was different to the old one. Pay the man and get a spare key or two.
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