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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: Disgusting foodstuffs
« Reply #45 on: June 05, 2007, 02:05:38 PM »
My local had different varieties of Biltong about a year ago. The Ostrich variety was utterly abhorrent and like unwashed flange.  sick2: Definitely not recommended.
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Re: Disgusting foodstuffs
« Reply #46 on: June 05, 2007, 02:12:22 PM »
I'll have to take your word for it  .................. on both points eeek:
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Re: Disgusting foodstuffs
« Reply #47 on: June 05, 2007, 02:26:12 PM »
This is probably linked to the "Back to School" thread and a certain local Catholic girls school.  I'm sure the Nonsuch girls probably kept the old "pink lettuce" somewhat fresher.
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Re: Disgusting foodstuffs
« Reply #48 on: June 05, 2007, 02:46:29 PM »
Ostrich is usually a good meat but making jerky out of it must wreck the taste.

A few years ago Tesco's had a thing about exotic meats so ostrich and crocodile steaks were on the menu.  cloud9:
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Re: Disgusting foodstuffs
« Reply #49 on: June 05, 2007, 02:50:23 PM »
Oh!  What a disgusting thread!  You should all be ashamed of yourselves...

The worst thing I ever had to eat was at a village fete in France.  The smoked ham was to die for, and lulled into a false sense of security, I said "OK" when asked if I'd like a plate of cold meats.....

God only knows what kind of miscellaneous assortments of bits and pieces of animals(?) I ate, I didn't dare ask!

I suspect there were some real aliens in it.  I take their word for it being meat!

The plate had the full colour range from red through blue to green....  YUK   YUK     YUK!      sick2:

That was some fifteen years odd ago and I still shudder to think of it...

I've had the old Crocodile sarnie and make it snappy jobby.   tasty it were...
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Re: Disgusting foodstuffs
« Reply #50 on: June 05, 2007, 03:01:54 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 05, 2007, 02:46:29 PM
Ostrich is usually a good meat but making jerky out of it must wreck the taste.

A few years ago Tesco's had a thing about exotic meats so ostrich and crocodile steaks were on the menu.  cloud9:
We've got an Ostrich farm just up the road...  ;)
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Re: Disgusting foodstuffs
« Reply #51 on: June 05, 2007, 03:04:02 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 05, 2007, 02:46:29 PM
Ostrich . . making jerky
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I am quite broadminded but really.

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Re: Disgusting foodstuffs
« Reply #52 on: June 05, 2007, 03:30:03 PM »
Quote from: Barman on June 05, 2007, 03:01:54 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 05, 2007, 02:46:29 PM
Ostrich is usually a good meat but making jerky out of it must wreck the taste.

A few years ago Tesco's had a thing about exotic meats so ostrich and crocodile steaks were on the menu.  cloud9:
We've got an Ostrich farm just up the road...  ;)

Bit of olive oil and then bung them under the grill for a few minutes. Lovely
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Re: Disgusting foodstuffs
« Reply #53 on: June 05, 2007, 03:35:15 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 05, 2007, 03:30:03 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 05, 2007, 03:01:54 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 05, 2007, 02:46:29 PM
Ostrich is usually a good meat but making jerky out of it must wreck the taste.

A few years ago Tesco's had a thing about exotic meats so ostrich and crocodile steaks were on the menu.  cloud9:
We've got an Ostrich farm just up the road...  ;)

Bit of olive oil and then bung them under the grill for a few minutes. Lovely
You?d need a fucking big grill ? best to let the butcher have a go at them first!  ;)
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Re: Disgusting foodstuffs
« Reply #54 on: June 05, 2007, 03:43:14 PM »
Well if all else fails there is always the half a petrol drum BBQ approach....  eyes:








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Re: Disgusting foodstuffs
« Reply #55 on: June 05, 2007, 05:08:27 PM »
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Re: Disgusting foodstuffs
« Reply #56 on: June 05, 2007, 05:24:07 PM »
Just helping you avoid another catastrophic accident Nick old boy  happy100
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Re: Disgusting foodstuffs
« Reply #57 on: June 05, 2007, 05:41:20 PM »
Chicken glue, ostrich glue. Just a difference of scale evil:
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Re: Disgusting foodstuffs
« Reply #58 on: June 05, 2007, 05:56:40 PM »
Its simple Nick, lightly rub in a little olive oil and wait till the boy and Mrs Nick return before putting under the grill for a couple of minutes.


The Ostrich steaks before you start pouring the oil over yourself Nick  point:

Yes I know that Darwin is going to make that sound rude but it seems to make him happy 
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Re: Disgusting foodstuffs
« Reply #59 on: June 05, 2007, 06:02:13 PM »
Er daft question Snoopy but did you forget to add a comment in there?  rubschin:
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