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A day in the country
« on: September 03, 2008, 05:53:13 PM »
A couple decide to go to an agricultural show. It is a fine Saturday afternoon, and they are watching the auctioning off of bulls.
The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned is, "A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year."
The wife nudges her husband in the ribs and comments, "See! That was more than five times a month!"
As the second bull to be sold is brought out, the auctioneer says, "Another fine specimen, this wonder
reproduced 120 times last year."
Again the wife nudges her husband, "That's some 10 times a month. What do you say to that?"
Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison.
"And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 365 times last year!" the auctioneer declares of the third bull for sale.
The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells, "That's once a day, every day of the year! How about you?"
Her husband was really irritated by now and snaps back,
"Sure, once a day! Great! But you go and ask the auctioneer if they were all with the same cow!"
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