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Kids wrapped in Cotton Wool
« on: June 05, 2007, 08:48:55 AM »

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/6720231.stm

Why am I not surprised? Well, we are off to this place today which is huge fun and utterly dangerous. I have no idea how they get away with it, since everything is made out of rope, wood and old farm machinery. Last time we went an ambulance was removing the broken bodies of small children. The Boy loves it!! All children actually have to be hosed down at the end to remove the worst of the filth eeek:

http://www.crockytrail.co.uk/about.html
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Re: Kids wrapped in Cotton Wool
« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2007, 08:54:56 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 05, 2007, 08:48:55 AM

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/6720231.stm

Why am I not surprised? Well, we are off to this place today which is huge fun and utterly dangerous. I have no idea how they get away with it, since everything is made out of rope, wood and old farm machinery. Last time we went an ambulance was removing the broken bodies of small children. The Boy loves it!! All children actually have to be hosed down at the end to remove the worst of the filth eeek:

http://www.crockytrail.co.uk/about.html

Went there a couple of years ago Nick. It amazed all of us how the hell the H&S boys allowed it tbh. Things may have changed sadly.

We expect a full report of the impending disasters later thanks.
Most hospital beds do now have internet access.

IF you survive this expedition intact, try 'Go Ape' in Delamere forest tomorrow p'raps? whistle:
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Re: Kids wrapped in Cotton Wool
« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2007, 08:55:36 AM »
What can possibly go wrong?
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Re: Kids wrapped in Cotton Wool
« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2007, 08:58:46 AM »
Ever the optimist eh Nick? point:
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Re: Kids wrapped in Cotton Wool
« Reply #4 on: June 05, 2007, 09:01:17 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 05, 2007, 08:55:36 AM
What can possibly go wrong?

Well lets think ey? ::)

Countryside. Lots of wild animals, dead and alive, sticks and insects. Old rusty spikey sharp acricultural machinery. Muddy ponds and tunnels. Dodgy home made play equipment. No qualified supervision.

Yea, that sounds just ripe for an action packed day out with an over zealous youngster. rubschin:
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Re: Kids wrapped in Cotton Wool
« Reply #5 on: June 05, 2007, 09:02:35 AM »
I am taking someone else's son and heir too!
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Re: Kids wrapped in Cotton Wool
« Reply #6 on: June 05, 2007, 09:08:52 AM »
Your HERO status is confirmed.
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Re: Kids wrapped in Cotton Wool
« Reply #7 on: June 05, 2007, 09:12:47 AM »
At times I wonder whether Nick's optimism is bravery or just foolishness.  eeek:
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Re: Kids wrapped in Cotton Wool
« Reply #8 on: June 05, 2007, 09:15:37 AM »
I think "Nick World" operates differently to that inhabited by the rest of us.doh:

 
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Re: Kids wrapped in Cotton Wool
« Reply #9 on: June 05, 2007, 09:17:34 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on June 05, 2007, 09:15:37 AM
I think "Nick World" operates differently to that inhabited by the rest of us.doh:

 

Do you think it is nice there? It must be rather pleasant to bounce out of bed every morning convinced that the day ahead is full of joy!
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Re: Kids wrapped in Cotton Wool
« Reply #10 on: June 05, 2007, 09:20:58 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on June 05, 2007, 09:17:34 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on June 05, 2007, 09:15:37 AM
I think "Nick World" operates differently to that inhabited by the rest of us.doh:

 

Do you think it is nice there? It must be rather pleasant to bounce out of bed every morning convinced that the day ahead is full of joy!

Rather like my second marriage and subsequent family.
It is known here as "The Triumph of Hope over Experience"
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Re: Kids wrapped in Cotton Wool
« Reply #11 on: June 05, 2007, 09:50:49 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on June 05, 2007, 09:17:34 AM
It must be rather pleasant to bounce out of bed every morning convinced that the day ahead is full of joy!

We will never know. noooo:
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Re: Kids wrapped in Cotton Wool
« Reply #12 on: June 05, 2007, 05:10:03 PM »
Multiple bruising
Egg sized head bump
Sprained ankle
Double mud bath
Totally soaked through in hosepipe accident

Great fun. I just carried the water and bananas cry:
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Re: Kids wrapped in Cotton Wool
« Reply #13 on: June 05, 2007, 05:22:16 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 05, 2007, 05:10:03 PM
Multiple bruising
Egg sized head bump
Sprained ankle
Double mud bath
Totally soaked through in hosepipe accident

Great fun. I just carried the water and bananas cry:

Got off lightly then ey?

Tomorrow then? rubschin:
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