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E bay disaster
« on: August 24, 2008, 09:34:19 AM »
Following our (my, actually) successes with the saxophone and keyboard Mrs Nick has become an e bay junkie.  noooo:

At 4 this morning ( evil:) she woke me to say that she had successfully bid on a rather bulky item of furniture at " a very good price".

The moron had been looking on ebay.com. cussing:

The vendor is in effing CALIFORNIA!! cussing:

The shipping costs will be astronomical. cussing:

She was so excited that she someohw failed to see that the price was in dollars  noooo:
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Re: E bay disaster
« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2008, 09:36:17 AM »
I hesitate to laugh as LL also has the ebay bug...  noooo:
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Re: E bay disaster
« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2008, 09:37:31 AM »
Does she want a chaise longue?
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Re: E bay disaster
« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2008, 09:47:04 AM »
0800hr's Sunday at JOM Towers

Mrs JOM - Ooh there's a lovely plant stand on e-bay
JOM - How much (notice - not what does it look like etc)
Mrs JOM - £15,, look, it's reallllly nice
JOM - yeah, not bad, where's the seller
Mrs JOM - Stockport
JOM -  Banghead

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Re: E bay disaster
« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2008, 09:54:39 AM »
I think the toll road is £4.50 each waynow (peak times)  noooo:
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Re: E bay disaster
« Reply #5 on: August 24, 2008, 10:29:16 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 24, 2008, 09:37:31 AM
Does she want a chaise longue?
No!  cussing:
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Re: E bay disaster
« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2008, 10:33:43 AM »
Have you asked her?
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Re: E bay disaster
« Reply #7 on: August 24, 2008, 10:40:42 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 24, 2008, 10:33:43 AM
Have you asked her?
Of course not!  ::)
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Re: E bay disaster
« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2008, 10:44:43 AM »
Then I shall. eveilgrin:

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Re: E bay disaster
« Reply #9 on: August 24, 2008, 10:53:12 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 24, 2008, 10:44:43 AM
Then I shall. eveilgrin:

LANDLADY


She is busy... picking figs like...  whistle:
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Re: E bay disaster
« Reply #10 on: August 24, 2008, 11:06:27 AM »
Not stuffed goat again  noooo:
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Re: E bay disaster
« Reply #11 on: August 24, 2008, 11:18:18 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 24, 2008, 11:06:27 AM
Not stuffed goat again  noooo:
No... leg-o-'lamb' today...  cloud9:
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Re: E bay disaster
« Reply #12 on: August 24, 2008, 11:18:41 AM »
Slow roast?
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Re: E bay disaster
« Reply #14 on: August 24, 2008, 12:10:35 PM »
Nick ~ You need to take control or consult a divorce lawyer. In my experience a divorce works well but if you don't want to go that far an occasional slap works wonders, your alternative is to put up with it all and suffer in silence.
I know what I would do.  eveilgrin:
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