Ahem....
Order... ORDER !!
Following an OFFICIAL complaint about this thread by one of our esteemed members.
I hereby announce, as requested, an OFFICIAL response.
Much as I hate to disagree ~ from Automated Telephone Systems to Horse Shit seems to me to be a perfectly natural progression. My only surprise is that it took so long.

Mind you the journey seems to have included my CV, Barman's Hard Drive, Wench's Lap-top ...... yes I begin to see the problem.