Nick's slow roast leg of lamb

[Uncle Mort]

Where is Nick? 

[Snoopy]

Strangely silent ~ can one catch anything nasty from undercooked lamb, except a right hook from Mrs Nick that is.

[Barman]

Strangely silent ~ can one catch anything nasty from undercooked lamb, except a right hook from Mrs Nick that is.

[Nick]

The lamb was perfect, thank you all for asking. ( )

Second helpings all round. 

[Snoopy]

The lamb was perfect, thank you all for asking. ( )

Second helpings all round. 

You were the one that vanished for 24 hours without a word. We did ask where you were but answer came there none ~ I suspect we would have got the same response had we asked how the lamb turned out.





PS I still don't like lamb  Nasty, icky, fatty tasting stuff. 

[Nick]

We have been transporting our visitors hither and thither. Last night I made them a pie 

[Grumpmeister]

Scrapie? 

[Nick]

Cow and fungus

[Bar Wench]

I have just put my order in for half a lamb butchered etc for my freezer. 

[Snoopy]

You should have asked ~ we are currently surrounded by the bloody things, it should be no trouble to pop one into the boot one evening. Mind I doubt that the Post Office would be impressed if I stuck a stamp on its arse and sent it to you

[Nick]

You can get em from all the farm shops hereabouts for about £20

[Snoopy]

TBH they can't give them away fast enough. There seems to be a glut.

[Nick]

I wonder how much Wenchy is having to pay darn sarf 

[Bar Wench]

S'coming from op north. Think I'm paying £40 for half a lamb. Legs, shoulders, loin, chops, mince etc

[Nick]

OTT 

Are they actually posting it to you?

What if you have to collect it from the sorting office and can't get there for a few days?