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Lonely Businessman
« on: July 25, 2008, 05:15:46 PM »
A man checks into an hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely. He thought of one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab. He popped into a phone booth near the hotel and found an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs...... well, you get the picture! He copied the phone number and returned to his hotel. When back in the room he figures, what the hell, give her a call.
'Hello,' the woman says. God, she sounded sexy.

'Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one.. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want! Now, how does that sound?'

She says, 'That sounds fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line '


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Re: Lonely Businessman
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2008, 06:47:51 PM »
 noooo:
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Re: Lonely Businessman
« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2008, 05:59:13 AM »
Looks like somebody may find that a little close to the truth. whistle:
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Re: Lonely Businessman
« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2008, 11:17:33 AM »
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Re: Lonely Businessman
« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2008, 11:30:43 AM »
 point:  You've done something similar haven't you  point:
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Re: Lonely Businessman
« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2008, 11:57:34 AM »
I did omit to dial 9 once, true, and delivered a tirade to some hapless switchboard operator, but it was a work related matter.
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Re: Lonely Businessman
« Reply #6 on: July 27, 2008, 11:58:27 AM »
The Prosecution Rests  whistle:
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Re: Lonely Businessman
« Reply #7 on: July 28, 2008, 05:40:28 PM »
noooo:

Why  noooo:   rubschin:

Can't handle it eh???

My mum emailed this one too. ;D

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Re: Lonely Businessman
« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2008, 05:49:03 PM »
noooo:

Why  noooo:   rubschin:

Can't handle it eh???

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No matter what kind of funny story you find, you can guarrantee that in one form or another it will have happened to Nick.
 

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Re: Lonely Businessman
« Reply #9 on: July 28, 2008, 06:07:50 PM »
noooo:

Why  noooo:   rubschin:

Can't handle it eh???

Grumpmeister's first law of Captain Calamity:

No matter what kind of funny story you find, you can guarrantee that in one form or another it will have happened to Nick.
 

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What, even the story about the nun and the lederhosen? eeek:
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Re: Lonely Businessman
« Reply #10 on: July 28, 2008, 06:10:44 PM »
Trust me, with Nick anything is possible no matter how far fetched.  eeek:
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Re: Lonely Businessman
« Reply #11 on: July 29, 2008, 09:46:58 AM »
noooo:

Why  noooo:   rubschin:

Can't handle it eh???

Grumpmeister's first law of Captain Calamity:

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What, even the story about the nun and the lederhosen? eeek:
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Re: Lonely Businessman
« Reply #12 on: July 29, 2008, 05:17:18 PM »
I did have an encounter (in Brussels) once with a dodgy monk in Lederhosen. When he got out a stepladder I left. I was young and innocent and thought he really did want to "show me the city".
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Re: Lonely Businessman
« Reply #13 on: July 31, 2008, 05:52:46 AM »
I did have an encounter (in Brussels) once with a dodgy monk in Lederhosen. When he got out a stepladder I left. I was young and innocent and thought he really did want to "show me the city".

Aw that's quite sweet!! point:

A monk in lederhosen?   rubschin:

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Re: Lonely Businessman
« Reply #14 on: July 31, 2008, 08:50:52 AM »
I did have an encounter (in Brussels) once with a dodgy monk in Lederhosen. When he got out a stepladder I left. I was young and innocent and thought he really did want to "show me the city".

Aw that's quite sweet!! point:

A monk in lederhosen?   rubschin:

Probably a Dominatrican or Cystitian Monk
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