Monkey - The Opera

[Grumpmeister]

'The wicked go to hells, the good go to heavens and the pure neither live nor even die, but those hit on the head tend to fall unconscious.'

[Snoopy]

Man with one chopstick go hungry

[TG]

'Now where's that spell against amphibious apes?'

[Snoopy]

Man who run in front of car get tired.

[Barman]

A naked man fears no pick pocket

many a mickle macks a muckle...

[Snoopy]

Man who run behind car get exhausted

[Grumpmeister]

'A white horse is most easily lost in a snowstorm.'

[TG]

'You can't convince a deaf man by talking'

[Snoopy]

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

[Grumpmeister]

'You can't convince a deaf man by talking'

Already used that one 

'When what is indestructible meets what is irresistable, the female all too often wins.'

[TG]

'You can't convince a deaf man by talking'

Already used that one 

'When what is indestructible meets what is irresistable, the female all too often wins.'

Bugger! 

I imagine you are on the same site I am.

'The fact is we are kings ourselves. You could say that we two kings of Orient are. But joking set aside....'

[Grumpmeister]

'They'll be sorry. They'll be sorry if I die - except that I can't. Whatever you do it ends up raining. What's it all for? What's the point of it all? And if it hasn't got a point, what's the point of that?'

[Grumpmeister]

You can always ask the great sage a question TG:

http://www.greatsage.net/forms/faq.html

[TG]

Right. I have asked if there is a cake shop that sells trains and the sage spake thusly :

A little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but not as dangerous as a little scorpion!

 

[TG]

"Ohh, look... a woman"