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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Great Truths
« Reply #15 on: July 22, 2008, 01:29:58 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 22, 2008, 01:27:05 PM
Well if you did of course you could come round for tea. Alternatively it might be better to meet elsewhere for a pint otherwise I would have to tidy!  redface:

We should sort it out for next time BM/LL over.

As my old Auntie used to say "I've come to see you, not your house".
Don't ever feel you have to tidy up for me, just wash your hands and face.
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Re: Great Truths
« Reply #16 on: July 22, 2008, 01:31:52 PM »
One would have to tidy as if one didn't one couldn't get in the house.  redface:
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Re: Great Truths
« Reply #17 on: July 22, 2008, 01:37:20 PM »
That bad eh?  rubschin:
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Re: Great Truths
« Reply #18 on: July 22, 2008, 01:40:11 PM »
Oh yes.  redface: At the moment we are using the back door because picking up the post at the front door is too much like hard work.  redface:
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Re: Great Truths
« Reply #19 on: July 22, 2008, 01:41:35 PM »
Crikey! and I thought my house was a tip.
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Re: Great Truths
« Reply #20 on: July 22, 2008, 01:44:59 PM »
 redface:
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Re: Great Truths
« Reply #21 on: July 22, 2008, 01:45:56 PM »
We have officially given up until the children go back to school in September. surrender:
The only thing we clean is the bathroom every day ......... where do they find all that dirt? The bath looks as if a hippo has made a mud wallow in it.
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Re: Great Truths
« Reply #22 on: July 22, 2008, 01:50:13 PM »
See we are the opposite. Once Mr Wench is on school holidays he starts the "Big Tidy".
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Re: Great Truths
« Reply #23 on: July 22, 2008, 01:53:37 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 22, 2008, 01:50:13 PM
See we are the opposite. Once Mr Wench is on school holidays he starts the "Big Tidy".

Well he has nothing else to do has he. Let him get on with it.
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Re: Great Truths
« Reply #24 on: July 22, 2008, 01:56:10 PM »
Exactly! He has just called to ask where we keep the dustpan and brush.  Banghead
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Re: Great Truths
« Reply #25 on: July 22, 2008, 01:57:31 PM »
'Spect you told him it is where he left it last holiday ~ it hasn't been used since. whistle:
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Re: Great Truths
« Reply #26 on: July 22, 2008, 03:39:30 PM »
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Normal tea
Decaf tea
Chai tea
Earl grey tea
Instant coffee
Decaf instant coffee
Ground coffee x 3 types
Ground orange flavour coffee
Ground tiramisu flavour coffee
Green tea
Jasmine tea
Pink tea
Echninacea tea
Peach tea

Do you live in a  shop?

We have

Coffee (instant and real)
Horlicks
Tea (normal sort)
Tea (Orange for Mrs NIck's batty friends)
Green Tea (which someone gave us)

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Re: Great Truths
« Reply #27 on: July 22, 2008, 04:21:24 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 22, 2008, 01:29:58 PM
. .  just wash your hands and face.

After you have left presumably?
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Re: Great Truths
« Reply #28 on: July 22, 2008, 04:22:48 PM »
According to Eliza Doolittle the washing of face and hands should be "Before I come I did"  whistle:
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Re: Great Truths
« Reply #29 on: July 22, 2008, 04:24:06 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 22, 2008, 04:22:48 PM
According to Eliza Doolittle the washing of face and hands should be "Before I come I did"  whistle:
Wasn't that Yoda?
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