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Hahahaha!
« on: July 21, 2008, 02:07:44 PM »
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7516649.stm

Expect Winewarehouse to expire within 6 months.  eveilgrin:

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Re: Hahahaha!
« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2008, 02:40:31 PM »
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7516649.stm

Expect Winewarehouse to expire within 6 months.  eveilgrin:
Oi! I think you'll find I have six months on the book!  cussing:
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Re: Hahahaha!
« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2008, 03:00:34 PM »
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7516649.stm

Expect Winewarehouse to expire within 6 months.  eveilgrin:
Oi! I think you'll find I have six months on the book!  cussing:

 eeek:

(WTF is he on about now? Anybody, anybody, Bueller?)

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« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2008, 03:02:21 PM »
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7516649.stm

Expect Winewarehouse to expire within 6 months.  eveilgrin:
Oi! I think you'll find I have six months on the book!  cussing:

 eeek:

(WTF is he on about now? Anybody, anybody, Bueller?)
I said she had six months left.... you have to pick another time frame for her, um, untimely departure...  point:
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Re: Hahahaha!
« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2008, 03:18:15 PM »
I think running a book on someones immenent death is in bad taste.  noooo:






















Can I have 18 months if it aint gone please?
I think my cat wants to kill me...

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« Reply #5 on: July 21, 2008, 03:21:21 PM »
I think running a book on someones immenent death is in bad taste.  noooo:




Can I have 18 months if it aint gone please?
Eighteen months???  eeek:

You're avin a larf aincha???  noooo:

You may as well invest in turnip futures!  point:
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« Reply #6 on: July 21, 2008, 03:24:33 PM »
I'll take 3 months then...

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« Reply #7 on: July 21, 2008, 03:26:14 PM »
I'll take 3 months then...
Deal... how 'bout you TG - shall I put you down for eighteen weekswhistle:
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Re: Hahahaha!
« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2008, 03:27:34 PM »
I think running a book on someones immenent death is in bad taste.  noooo:




Can I have 18 months if it aint gone please?
Eighteen months???  eeek:

You're avin a larf aincha???  noooo:

You may as well invest in turnip futures!  point:

Oh. Er.... A fiver says she survives to collect her bus pass. She will be lifted by the lurve of the britsih public and...er....

OK. 5 months.
I think my cat wants to kill me...

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« Reply #9 on: July 21, 2008, 03:29:24 PM »
I think running a book on someones immenent death is in bad taste.  noooo:




Can I have 18 months if it aint gone please?
Eighteen months???  eeek:

You're avin a larf aincha???  noooo:

You may as well invest in turnip futures!  point:

Oh. Er.... A fiver says she survives to collect her bus pass. She will be lifted by the lurve of the britsih public and...er....

OK. 5 months.
Three months, five months and six months (although I prolly made my prediction a month ago)... any more takers...?
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Re: Hahahaha!
« Reply #10 on: July 21, 2008, 06:14:36 PM »
You may as well invest in turnip futures! 
happy088

Back to the Winehouse girl, I assume your odds are just against physical death rather than loss of brain function?

If the latter, then you have all lost.
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« Reply #11 on: July 22, 2008, 04:30:51 AM »
You may as well invest in turnip futures!
happy088

Back to the Winehouse girl, I assume your odds are just against physical death rather than loss of brain function?

If the latter, then you have all lost.
Yes of course...

Extra marks for an 'unusual' or natural death.*





* i.e. body not found in a motel room surrounded by needles and other drugs paraphernalia.


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Re: Hahahaha!
« Reply #12 on: July 22, 2008, 09:19:13 AM »
15 months, run over by a taxi.
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« Reply #13 on: July 22, 2008, 09:26:38 AM »
15 months, run over by a taxi.
Good call... 100 to 1
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Re: Hahahaha!
« Reply #14 on: July 22, 2008, 05:27:38 PM »
8 months. Blowing herself up using a can of hairspray while stoned and forgetting she has a lit cigarette in her mouth.

Either that or the day after her husband gets out of prison having found out he's turned after realising that the prisoners look far more feminine that she does.

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