No - I just like a "close" cut. When I was younger I always had a "number 1" at the barbers. Saves on shampoo. And your hair doesn't then get messed up by a crash helmet.
When I was 16, I was convinced I was going bald as it started to recede quite quickly, but then that just stopped. Odd, as my dad was pretty much bald.
Anyhooooo back to Chavs.
I prefer to call them low-life scum sucking stains on humanity.
It's more poetic, like.