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Re: Today
« Reply #15 on: July 16, 2008, 02:09:06 PM »
On the subject of Home/School contracts ~ The Head at the High School told me when I demanded a signed copy that out of almost 2000 children ALL of whom have been given a "Contract" for both the child and a parent/guardian to sign and return NOT ONE except me has ever asked to have their copy signed by a member of the school management team.. YES he did sign a copy for me, after I pointed out that a contract signed by only one party was not worth the paper it was printed on and YES I will hold them to every word.

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Re: Today
« Reply #16 on: July 16, 2008, 02:44:38 PM »
The Boy has come home with a note. Tomorrow is "water-themed". Could he therefore dress entirely in blue and bring 50 p in 1p pieces ( rubschin:cussing:

I suggested he should wear polythene instead since water is not blue. He was not amused.  eveilgrin:
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Re: Today
« Reply #17 on: July 16, 2008, 02:47:44 PM »
Stephen Fry on QI said that water is blue.

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Re: Today
« Reply #18 on: July 16, 2008, 02:49:17 PM »
Not in our taps!
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Re: Today
« Reply #19 on: July 16, 2008, 02:51:58 PM »
That'll be the contaminates.

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Re: Today
« Reply #20 on: July 16, 2008, 02:54:56 PM »
All teachers should be taken out and shot!
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Re: Today
« Reply #21 on: July 16, 2008, 02:55:50 PM »
Even Mr Wench?  eeek:
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Re: Today
« Reply #22 on: July 16, 2008, 02:57:32 PM »
Especially Mr Wench. Twice in his case. Once for being a TEacher and once for being Welsh.

 
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Re: Today
« Reply #23 on: July 16, 2008, 02:58:01 PM »
You have a point there!
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Re: Today
« Reply #24 on: July 16, 2008, 03:00:26 PM »
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Re: Today
« Reply #25 on: July 16, 2008, 03:10:14 PM »
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Oh all right then ~ Only once.












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Re: Today
« Reply #26 on: July 16, 2008, 03:13:58 PM »
So is it just the fact that all the kids are at home that has you all het up?

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Re: Today
« Reply #27 on: July 16, 2008, 03:15:24 PM »
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Re: Today
« Reply #28 on: July 16, 2008, 03:30:31 PM »
I am sure Wenchy would prefer just to torture him....
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Re: Today
« Reply #29 on: July 16, 2008, 03:59:55 PM »
So is it just the fact that all the kids are at home that has you all het up?

Actually no ~ but the numbers of them roaming the streets because their parents couldn't make any other arrangements for them at such short notice has not done much to sweeten my temper. Anyway the boys' school is unaffected because it is too small to have many in the appropriate unions so it has only been the THW off today.

Other factors have come into play to totally p*ss me off today. Mainly businesses who want to take my money but not provide the goods and/or services to the expected standards, or to anything approaching acceptable standards and if one more f*cking recorded voice tells me my call is important to them I shall censored: I don't actually give a fat rat's arse if the call is important to them. It is important to ME and I am the one paying for it.

cussing: See also drunken teachers
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