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Offline Pastis

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Today's Oxymoron
« on: July 08, 2008, 02:01:36 PM »
Been heard before but friends, it's back. Coming soon if not already here, I give you...


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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7494508.stm
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Re: Today's Oxymoron
« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2008, 02:08:44 PM »
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Re: Today's Oxymoron
« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2008, 02:10:20 PM »
Almost unique.

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Re: Today's Oxymoron
« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2008, 02:17:54 PM »
Almost unique.

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Did you think 'Oxymorons' were menbers of a religious sect who worship an acne cure?
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Re: Today's Oxymoron
« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2008, 02:23:14 PM »
No, because if such a sect existed I would be one of them.

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Re: Today's Oxymoron
« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2008, 02:24:51 PM »
They're a secret sect and very hard to spot.

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Re: Today's Oxymoron
« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2008, 02:36:15 PM »
They're a secret sect and very hard to spot.

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"One of them" you say Wenchy?   rubschin:
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Re: Today's Oxymoron
« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2008, 03:24:16 PM »
A Lancastrian of my acquaintance tells me that he remembers the meaning of the word "oxymoron" by thinking of Oldham Athletic eeek:
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Re: Today's Oxymoron
« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2008, 03:40:54 PM »
 lol: lol:

Or possibly Hamilton Academicals ...
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Re: Today's Oxymoron
« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2008, 03:52:35 PM »
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Re: Today's Oxymoron
« Reply #10 on: July 08, 2008, 04:06:23 PM »
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Re: Today's Oxymoron
« Reply #11 on: July 08, 2008, 04:06:49 PM »
lol: lol:

Or possibly Hamilton Academicals ...

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