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7.5% for writing "f--- off" on your english paper
« on: June 30, 2008, 01:59:28 PM »
The mind boggles, this kid writes "f--- off" on his exam paper and gets points for doing so. The best of it is that he'd have had more points for writing "f--- off!"  eeek:

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LONDON (Reuters) - A student who scribbled an expletive on an English language exam paper was awarded 7.5 percent for accurate spelling and effective communication, The Times newspaper reported on Monday.

The pupil, who wrote "f--- off" after being asked in an English exam to "describe the room you are sitting in", got 2 marks out of 27 and would have got more if he had added some punctuation, chief examiner Peter Buckroyd told The Times.

"It does show some very basic skills we are looking for -- like conveying some meaning and some spelling," said Buckroyd, who works for the Assessment and Qualifications Alliance examinations board. "It shows some nominal skills but no relevance to the task".

"If it had had an exclamation mark it would have got a little bit more because it would have been showing a little bit of skill".

According to The Times, to gain minimum marks in English GSCE papers -- an exam taken by hundreds of thousands of 16-year-olds across England every year -- pupils must demonstrate "some simple sequencing of ideas" and an ability to put "some words in appropriate order".
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Re: 7.5% for writing "f--- off" on your english paper
« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2008, 02:03:16 PM »
The mind boggles, this kid writes "f--- off" on his exam paper and gets points for doing so. The best of it is that he'd have had more points for writing "f--- off!"  eeek:

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LONDON (Reuters) - A student who scribbled an expletive on an English language exam paper was awarded 7.5 percent for accurate spelling and effective communication, The Times newspaper reported on Monday.

The pupil, who wrote "f--- off" after being asked in an English exam to "describe the room you are sitting in", got 2 marks out of 27 and would have got more if he had added some punctuation, chief examiner Peter Buckroyd told The Times.

"It does show some very basic skills we are looking for -- like conveying some meaning and some spelling," said Buckroyd, who works for the Assessment and Qualifications Alliance examinations board. "It shows some nominal skills but no relevance to the task".

"If it had had an exclamation mark it would have got a little bit more because it would have been showing a little bit of skill".

According to The Times, to gain minimum marks in English GSCE papers -- an exam taken by hundreds of thousands of 16-year-olds across England every year -- pupils must demonstrate "some simple sequencing of ideas" and an ability to put "some words in appropriate order".
I would have taken him out and flogged him... to death prolly...  noooo:
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Re: 7.5% for writing "f--- off" on your english paper
« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2008, 02:03:51 PM »
If I can stop laughing long enough to type a reply I would say that I am not surprised.
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Re: 7.5% for writing "f--- off" on your english paper
« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2008, 02:08:23 PM »
I wonder if that's a point a word. If that's the case then getting an A would be fairly simple. Judging from most of the teenage thugs roaming around I wouldnt be surprised if that was the case.  Banghead
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Re: 7.5% for writing "f--- off" on your english paper
« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2008, 02:16:38 PM »
I wonder if that's a point a word. If that's the case then getting an A would be fairly simple. Judging from most of the teenage thugs roaming around I wouldnt be surprised if that was the case.  Banghead
I think it should be at least a point for each different word. i.e. "F--- off, f--- off" should not give 15% (even if it does show correct use of capital letters).
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