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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #38595 on: January 14, 2019, 08:54:36 PM »
Kaye  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:


Oh  kleenex: kleenex:  redface:
But she's not an instant premature kleenex: is she. 

I remember when she started on South East today as a painfully thin adenoidal weather girl.  We used to call her Adenoids as we really wanted to see the infamous wonderfully odd Kaddy instead.  And then we grew to like Kaye as her delivery and confidence improved and improved.  It was like watching the little sister you never had grow up and soon she was delivering the forecasts well.  Then she suddenly disappeared (there were all sorts of rumours) and somehow's she's ended up in the East Midlands and it's great that she's still attractive and now happily married with kids.

In other circumstances is she a 'you would'?  Yes of course but kleenex: ?  Nah
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #38596 on: January 15, 2019, 06:44:10 AM »
Disgusterous...  noooo:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #38597 on: January 15, 2019, 05:13:11 PM »
Twatting + windy - power cables blown down, etc. ::)
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #38598 on: January 15, 2019, 06:11:16 PM »
Twatting + windy - power cables blown down, etc. ::)
Nick paid a flying visit?
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #38599 on: January 15, 2019, 06:57:40 PM »
It's Kaye  cloud9: cloud9:

She says:

Getting colder  sad24:
Blast  eeek:
Mild and dry  sad24:
Thickening up and patchy  eyes:

SHe is filthy  noooo:

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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #38600 on: January 15, 2019, 07:00:09 PM »
I so hope she doesn't look at this thread
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #38601 on: January 15, 2019, 07:58:45 PM »
Twatting2
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #38602 on: January 16, 2019, 09:39:10 AM »
Twatting + thudner...
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #38603 on: January 16, 2019, 09:45:52 AM »
+ hail.
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #38604 on: January 16, 2019, 09:51:14 AM »
Sunshine holiday island my big, fat, hairy arse!  cussing:




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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #38605 on: January 16, 2019, 10:15:18 AM »
Sunshine holiday island my big, fat, hairy arse!  cussing:




eeek:

cold drizzly rubbish here
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #38606 on: January 16, 2019, 11:09:22 AM »
Sudden horizontal sleet  evil:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #38607 on: January 17, 2019, 07:30:29 AM »
Heavy frost
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #38608 on: January 17, 2019, 07:40:26 AM »
Sunshine!  cloud9:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #38609 on: January 17, 2019, 06:56:34 PM »
It's Pie Gerl  evil:

She says:

Very cold
cold and frosty
cold showers (just as well)
cold
-4
cold
cold showers
cold
cold showers
cold
cold

Yes, we get it, Porky  evil:

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