Takeaway from the local place that is "Open every day" apart from last Monday of course.... 

BM: Can I order a takeaway please?
Takeaway Man: Yes of course, what would you like...?
BM: Lamb chops, chips and salid please! 
 TM: Lamb chops are finished 
(bear in mind it only opened 10 mins ago 

)
BM: Oh.... then I'll have a whole chicken, chips and salid please (€10  

)...
TM: Chicken is finished... 
BM: (remembering the cheese shop sketch) What do you have exactly...?
TM: Pork chop.
TM: I'll have pork chop chips and salid please.... 
 