Pasta with a bolgnese sauce, or a bollock-naizy sauce to keep it on current topic 
One won't eat the sauce if it has meat in it, another is allergic to tomatoes and the third doesn't like cheese sauce.
But SWWLTBO, who is werking this evening, hath decreed that I must feed them all Pasta with .....

summat.
I have been through the kitchen and there is
little nothing else.
I refuse to send out for another takeaway!