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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #12885 on: February 24, 2011, 09:34:10 PM »
Who defiled him then?
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #12886 on: February 24, 2011, 09:39:58 PM »
Pasty  sad24:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #12887 on: February 24, 2011, 10:10:41 PM »
Bollocks!  OK, I stuck Mr Fish in the freezer for a while but later, in the fullness of time he was despatched in a Spanish (?) rock salt stylee oven bake and was pronounced delicious  angel1

PS  I'm off to watch Kate Humble discovering spices  eyes:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #12888 on: February 24, 2011, 10:12:11 PM »
Fish murderer  cussing:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #12889 on: February 24, 2011, 10:15:10 PM »
The fish was dead when you gave it to him, yes?

Therefore you, sir, are the offender...simples

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #12890 on: February 24, 2011, 10:45:20 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 24, 2011, 07:25:00 PM
I have eaten a salmon and cucumber sandwich today  eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

Quick, who has a copy of Nostradamus. Isn't this one of the portents of the apocalypse???  scared2:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #12891 on: February 24, 2011, 10:54:39 PM »
If you don't hear from me after tonight you will know what has been the cause of my demise  scared2:
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #12892 on: February 25, 2011, 09:44:37 AM »
Quote from: Pastis on February 24, 2011, 10:10:41 PM
Bollocks!  OK, I stuck Mr Fish in the freezer for a while but later, in the fullness of time he was despatched in a Spanish (?) rock salt stylee oven bake and was pronounced delicious  angel1

PS  I'm off to watch Kate Humble discovering spices  eyes:

Has she done the vomitacious pepper dance yet?
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #12893 on: February 25, 2011, 10:14:37 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 24, 2011, 08:07:23 PM
Errr no  sick2: sick2: sick2:

Fish is still a food of wrongness I'm afraid...however there may now be an exception clause  rubschin: . I am still trying to decide if I liked it  noooo:

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #12894 on: February 25, 2011, 01:27:05 PM »
I had a doner kebab for lunch...  cloud9:

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #12895 on: February 25, 2011, 03:18:12 PM »
Now that's what I call living dangerously  confused:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #12896 on: February 25, 2011, 07:03:36 PM »
Egg, bacon, toms, beans 'n' toast   redface:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #12897 on: February 25, 2011, 07:30:56 PM »
Injun takeaway. I spect Miss D is on the octopus  ::)
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #12898 on: February 25, 2011, 08:13:24 PM »
Just coming home from lunch       redface:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #12899 on: February 25, 2011, 08:19:07 PM »
I had a duvet day. I got up at 7.00  redface:
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